"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Men Funnier than Women

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Who Dares Win

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Being funny requires abstract thinking especially for elaborated jokes (no burps and such).
 

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I find this to be absolutely true. Sometimes I hear or read a text from women where they’re trying to be funny, and I find myself scratching my head and saying wtf does that even mean?

Sometimes it’s cute to see their flopped jokes. I usually seize the opportunity by saying “You really should leave the humor to us professionals”. It’s a nice little funny way to convey a slight disapproval.

My girl loves when I say that, because it highlights my own sense of humor in her perception. You can only get away with that if you really are witty, though.
 
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