"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tell me, irresistable, duke007 and felony. What will we be doing this week. You guys know where the action is at.

Haven't been around the influence of you guys so I'm losing my mojo.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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IrReSiStIbLe

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Hey buddy,

I'm immensly busy with work this week. My boss made me work 4 night shifts (xtra money 4 car)..

However, I've got Wednesday off, so why dont we try something new and meet up at St.Kilda beach for some cold approaches during the day.. Beach approaches are my favs, and nevertheless, it would be a good opportunity to enjoy and have a good time (gonna be 35 degrees ;)).. Tuesday is also good. Up to you guys.. No chickening out,

IrreSistiblE..
 

duke007

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beach on wednesday sounds really good guys. surely by then I'll be right, this glandular fever/flu crap has been persistent

that's what happens when you DJ too hard so watch out :)
 

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if u guys r talking about wed 24th, ill come. Turnsout my other plans r cancelled so i aint doing anything. let me know ok.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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duke007

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nah mate, we already went last wednesday! :) watch for a FR. the next meeting will probably have to be after christmas
 
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