Megan fox is 39

[jhonny9546]

Megan Fox on Instagram: "everything is more beautiful because we are doomed"

8M likes, 97K comments - meganfox on March 3, 2026: "everything is more beautiful because we are doomed".

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[Gamisch]

????? What's your point??

 

[BaronOfHair]

And no less washed up today than she was by time 2010 rolled around

 

[Travel memoir21]

lol that's an Incubus, a Jezebel, a toxic blood sucking nymph, a Delilah waiting to happen and will slay your soul like Beowulf made that untimely mistake with that nymph sire lol.

 

[MatureDJ]

I'd still hit it.

 

[BadBoy89]

????? What's your point??

His point is she could easily be a Grandmother to a 3 year old boy.

 

[Gamisch]

And still thy would eat her azz wouldn't ya???

 

[justaroundthecorner]

?

 

[zekko]

I would have guessed her as older. Nothing to do with the way she looks, I just thought she'd been around longer than that.

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

This is what she actually looks like when her pics aren't being photoshopped or pics from 6 years ago aren't being circulating and passed off as current.

Daily reminder that most of the photos we see of women are the ones that make them look about 2/10 points higher than in real life.

 

[justaroundthecorner]

As much as you all remember her from 2007 Transformers, these times are long gone now.

However she is a perfect example of a woman that starts with very demanded type of looks (alas not the elegant type) and kind of resembles millionaire guy going steadily broke year by year since being 35y or something - I'd say she is near-hit the wall-time of her life (3-4 years and her natural beauty will go down to around 5/10 points).

 

[zekko]

This is what she actually looks like when her pics aren't being photoshopped or pics from 6 years ago aren't being circulating and passed off as current.

So probably dyed hair and fake boobs?

 

[Clockwerk50]

So probably dyed hair and fake boobs?

I’m surprised no one noticed her triceps and shoulder definition on @FlexpertHamilton pic lol

 

[zekko]

I’m surprised no one noticed her triceps and shoulder definition on @FlexpertHamilton pic lol

Somehow I overlooked that lol.
That reminds me of a thought I had the other day though. I was thinking that when a girl has a great feminine body, it's basically God-given. But if a guy has a great body, it's usually been built in the gym.

 

[BaronOfHair]

@justaroundthecorner "However she is a perfect example of a woman that starts with very demanded type of looks (alas not the elegant type)...."

Recall Jennifer's Body... Even at that early date, she'd marred her looks via plastic surgery and her public image was of the girl you f-ck on a oil stained rug, next to a dumpster behind Safeway. By contrast, her co-star Amanda Seyfried was not only a much stronger actress but came across like marriage material/someone who can easily move alongside a man in "high class" civilization

That Fox now survives mostly as a relic of a bygone era, while the other has risen to extraordinary heights, both professionally and seemingly personally is no less surprising than discovering the fact that barely anyone remembers Harsh Realm

 

[Gamisch]

This is what she actually looks like when her pics aren't being photoshopped or pics from 6 years ago aren't being circulating and passed off as current.

Daily reminder that most of the photos we see of women are the ones that make them look about 2/10 points higher than in real life.


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Still out of reach for 90% of men.

Yes she might be less pretty, but for every 40 y.o
Megan there'll be a 60 y.o orbiter. Or like in her case ; a younger dude will tale up.the challenge( Machine Gun Kelly)

She might not be a living wet dream anymore, but she still will do perfectly fine...up until 60 she will be sought after.

 

[MatureDJ]

As much as you all remember her from 2007 Transformers, these times are long gone now.

However she is a perfect example of a woman that starts with very demanded type of looks (alas not the elegant type) and kind of resembles millionaire guy going steadily broke year by year since being 35y or something - I'd say she is near-hit the wall-time of her life (3-4 years and her natural beauty will go down to around 5/10 points).

She does look she's at the last gasp of her pre-Wall era.

 

[BaronOfHair]

She does look she's at the last gasp of her pre-Wall era.

Dude, she crashed headfirst THROUGH that fu-king wall, with the help of botched plastic surgery, back in '10. The fact that even Lindsay Lohan has ultimately held up more strongly than she has is testament to the depths M. Fox has plunged