"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Great sex, everything fine and getting more comfortable with other as it goes on. Nice meal, nice night by the fire,

-let's cut the crap-

She decides to get on top and I spin her round facing the other way for a change.

Starts grinding me, nice so far.

Hmm, getting harder now,

hmm, ok, I better give her a hand and push back...

ok, this is alright...

jeesus she's getting stronger, she's gonna grind my pecker to a pulp!

must push back!

should I say anything?

- hell no!

Faster? What are you kidding me? Oh my goD this is a workout now,

this is when I relise, she's not a tiny girl...

** -- It's me verses THE ASS!! --** (insert smily of abject fear)

At this point I'm looking at her ass... it's getting closer! Push back! Aggh! if she slips off she's gonna have all her wieght on my rod - it'll break! is it going to swallow my face?!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Haha funny ****. I'll tell you my story now...

Me and the girl like to fyck a lot. The only thing is, I'm almost always either: On top, or doggy style. She is almost NEVER on top.

So anyways, the other day, she decides to get on top. But instead of sitting up, she lays down on me, as if in the missionary position. So as she starts humping, she is moving forward then back, forward then back, working my dyck in her. Well anyways, as she's getting close to orgasm, she's REALLY moving now. I weigh about 60lbs more than her, but she actually started moving my body back and forth on the bed. It was a weird feeling having this tiny girl making me slide all around the bed. I actually started to laugh, a lot. She kind of stopped and was wondering wtf I was laughing at. I just can't help it.
 
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I have an almost unhealthy fear that a woman will jump on me during sex and break my penis.
 
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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
I have an almost unhealthy fear that a woman will jump on me during sex and break my penis.
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it has hapened in the past.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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