"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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me VS ass

jago25_98

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Great sex, everything fine and getting more comfortable with other as it goes on. Nice meal, nice night by the fire,

-let's cut the crap-

She decides to get on top and I spin her round facing the other way for a change.

Starts grinding me, nice so far.

Hmm, getting harder now,

hmm, ok, I better give her a hand and push back...

ok, this is alright...

jeesus she's getting stronger, she's gonna grind my pecker to a pulp!

must push back!

should I say anything?

- hell no!

Faster? What are you kidding me? Oh my goD this is a workout now,

this is when I relise, she's not a tiny girl...

** -- It's me verses THE ASS!! --** (insert smily of abject fear)

At this point I'm looking at her ass... it's getting closer! Push back! Aggh! if she slips off she's gonna have all her wieght on my rod - it'll break! is it going to swallow my face?!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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italostud

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Haha funny ****. I'll tell you my story now...

Me and the girl like to fyck a lot. The only thing is, I'm almost always either: On top, or doggy style. She is almost NEVER on top.

So anyways, the other day, she decides to get on top. But instead of sitting up, she lays down on me, as if in the missionary position. So as she starts humping, she is moving forward then back, forward then back, working my dyck in her. Well anyways, as she's getting close to orgasm, she's REALLY moving now. I weigh about 60lbs more than her, but she actually started moving my body back and forth on the bed. It was a weird feeling having this tiny girl making me slide all around the bed. I actually started to laugh, a lot. She kind of stopped and was wondering wtf I was laughing at. I just can't help it.
 

diplomatic_lies

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I have an almost unhealthy fear that a woman will jump on me during sex and break my penis.
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
I have an almost unhealthy fear that a woman will jump on me during sex and break my penis.
it has hapened in the past.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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