"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Me, My Girlfreind And Her Visiting Friend

theyoungdon

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here it is. i have a girlfriend and she's older than me at least 1yr and a half (we're both black) and we just got together about a month ago. but now she has a friend here visiting from Norway (she's white) and she is some bombshell. I've already gotten signs of high interest levels when we went out together to the movies. the problem is they are "best friends" and i have such an urge to get with this Norwigian chick. should i let it go and not risk breaking their friendship and out trust or could i even ask if she wouldnt mind if the 3 of us had a little fun which would be a bit easier cuz i can turn it into joke if she snaps on me.

patiently waiting
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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jonny football hero

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Depends on wether you can do that to her. Personally if i was with a girl i wouldn't stray. not my style.
 

LikRetsam

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And you dare call this chick your 'girlfriend'?
 

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Why does your race have to be stated???
 

Osiris7250

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make a joke out of it and ask your girlfriend about it.... if she gets all pissy... drop it. good luck Fifty
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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if she felt like getting with you're bestfriend...

would she hold out like that for you?
 

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"hey hun,have you thought about having a threesome with,uh whats her face there, your norwighan friend?:D "

if shes not into,which she probly wont be,just smile about it and play it off like you were kidding and then be like "no way i would never want to share you with guy OR a girl" she'll love you
 

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Originally posted by theyoungdon
(we're both black)
Lol @ that.

Have a cookie for the most random comment.
 
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