Me in action!!

[Black_Italian]

Alright this is a more serious thread than my last one lol...........

Two weeks ago me and my friends went clubbing in the city. We were late so when we walkin into the club its already full. We go for drinks and i spot this stunning spanish girl on the dance floor (reminded me of salma hayek kind of). So i walk up to her and i say:

Me:Those pants dont suit you
Her: Why not?
Me: there not your colour
Her: whats my colour?
Me:Black...(look into her eyes and pause).....so are u going to buy me a drink or what?
Her: Your the guy your supposed to buy me a drink
Me: If you dont buy me a drink i WONT lick you out.
Her: i dont belive you said that
Me: (look straight at her eyes whitout flinching)
Her: (She grabs me and starts dancing with me)

What do you guys think about that. I gave her my number that same night and two days later she called im meeting her this Thusday for "coffe" .....

 

[MacDiddy]

BI: that was awesome... Good use of C&F. I won't question the authenticity but it does sound plausible, I still think its good material others could use...

 

[Black_Italian]

My last one is a joke........ This one is completley REAL

Thanks Mac Diddy

 

[humiliator]

Damn, you have great C+F skills.

 

[Black_Italian]

I love using that line..........

she says something like "im not going to call you, you call me"

then i say "if you dont call i wont lick you out"

I LOVE IT

 

[zerocelcius]

WHY R U QUESTIONING THIS MAN?!!!!!!!!!!!

HE IS A DAMN NINJA FOR CHRIST SAKES...DON'T PISS HIM OFF.

oH AND NINJA CAN SAY $HIT LIKE THAT. tHEY HAVE NERVES OF STEEL.

 

[ego]

Damn! If this is real...

Tight ****! Man, I hope you understand that the girl could have slapped you in the face instead of grabbing you to dance? Hahaha.

Awsome

 

[Black_Italian]

i picked out the right girl you definetly cant say that to any girl. Muslim girl will probably start cryin but then again how many Muslim girls do you see clubbing????

 

[h2o]

i don't think that saying crazy stuff is a big deal as long as you're confident and got game... but you being able to think of crazy ass sh!t like that on the fly is pretty cool.

nice work.

heck, i might use something like that sometime thanks man.

 

[dirtyvibe]

Originally posted by Black_Italian
i picked out the right girl you definetly cant say that to any girl. Muslim girl will probably start cryin but then again how many Muslim girls do you see clubbing????

muslim girls are usually ****ing ugly cuz the **** they wear arround their faces makes their skin super pale. they usually dont wear make-up either. arab girls on the other hand, can get pretty hot :cheer: (not the hairy ones)

 

[ReT]

lol nice one man, that's a really good line.

 

[Black_Italian]

But hey if your up for a challange try to fu*k a strict muslim girl.

And fu*k arab girls are hot the skinny ones with long black hair and green eyes .

Hey i just noticed im a senior DJ now I GOT MY STRIPES.

 

[h2o]

Originally posted by dirtyvibe
muslim girls are usually ****ing ugly cuz the **** they wear arround their faces makes their skin super pale. they usually dont wear make-up either. arab girls on the other hand, can get pretty hot :cheer: (not the hairy ones)

hey hey man...

(ok maybe i'm spending a bit much time here...)

but, dude, your 2nd post and you're already starting racial sh!t?

muslim girls are not ugly. ever heard of Cathrine Bell of the show Jag? she's persian, from a muslim family...
http://www.psmax.de/JAG Fotos/C.Bell Stuffmagazin 10.2003/catherine_bell_l1.jpg

...or how about the CNN reporter Rudi Bakhtiar...she's one hot muslim:
http://www.michaelanthonyshow.com/images/pictures/celebs/CNN_rudi_bakhtiar001.jpg

and here's some no-name muslim chicks with headress:
http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=muslim14kb.jpg
http://img68.imageshack.us/my.php?image=muslim21ms.jpg

let's drop the racial prejudices though, okay? maybe you're not into one type of girl...and these chicks may not be really hot, but to say they're all fvcking ugly is a bit excessive

 

[Black_Italian]

His right under that oversized scarf there are some beutifull people......

But nah seriously racisim isnt cool. Even though that wasnt actual racisim because he was saying that the girls that wear that thing are ugly. He isnt saying all Arab girls are ugly.