"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Me be single again

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Tomatoes

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Just broken up with my girl. It wasnt working. She was away for 2 months and I wasnt handling it well.

Words of inspiretion would be nice.....Im back in the game.

Time to get sarging I guess....
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Dude,

You've been on this site for a 4 months now and you have seen many posts and have often provided some good advice!

My guess is that you have plenty of ammunition to go out and sarge the hell out of some seriously high quality HBs!

Get out there, f-close 20 different girls (try not to catch anything in the process) and then see how you feel! It will feel great!
 
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Break-up?, sucks but now you can have an all-female orgy, without anyone getting on your back.
 
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Thanks lads. Your right. It wont take me long to get back in the game.

Shez i will defo have to take you up on that offer soon mate for sure!


Time to go sarge!
 
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Went out last night. Set up a f close for next week. Plus 1 number close. Easy:woo:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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WesCottII

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Hahaha, Nice one dude....those Notts lasses....

I'd come out with you, but I'm shagging my fitness instructor.
 
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