"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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McCain's running mate is hot

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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But what can she bring America besides a pretty face and a nice rack?
 

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She was Miss Alaska when she was younger/

That will turn young men out to the polls!
 

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Political threads are not allowed. So keep it to discussion about how hot she is.

She was a runner up Miss Alaska. I believe she won Miss Congeniality at some point.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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mpimpin said:
Political threads are not allowed. So keep it to discussion about how hot she is.

She was a runner up Miss Alaska. I believe she won Miss Congeniality at some point.
Why aren't political threads alowed? This is Anything Else, not Anything Else execpt politics. I mean, what harm are we doing by talking about politics on here?
 

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Would you hit it?
Why aren't political threads alowed? This is Anything Else, not Anything Else execpt politics. I mean, what harm are we doing by talking about politics on here?
You obviously have not experienced too many political flamewars of times past.
 

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I was watching the morning news today, and they were talking about her looks. One of the anchors said that Sarah Palin was told to put her hair up and put glasses on to tone down her attractiveness.

That last picture reminds me of those movies where all the "nerdy" girl has to do to become is take off her glasses, let down her hair and maybe change her outfit.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dude I love girls with glasses and their hair up. Gives that teacher look ahahahah

Anyways, she's pretty hot...she's a MILF (mom i'd like to F***)

AND AND GILF!!! (governor i'd like to f***)

and by f*** I mean feed...yes...feed her some burgers and yea..grilled steaks...yeah some food network bobby flay iron chef food..yea.
 

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DrD77 said:
Why aren't political threads alowed? This is Anything Else, not Anything Else execpt politics. I mean, what harm are we doing by talking about politics on here?
I don't know, I wish they'd loosen up the policy, at least let us use curse words, we're men. Sheesh.

Ps, MILF or not, I'm sure we'd all rather bang the Obamagirl.
 

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Redsand426 said:
But what can she bring America besides a pretty face and a nice rack?

I think America needs that at the moment.


Cheers!
 

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I knew choosing her was pandering to women voters but I didn't expect it to pander to the young men with a milf fetish too lol, but I don't want to stray into political :rolleyes:.

I was watching the morning news today, and they were talking about her looks. One of the anchors said that Sarah Palin was told to put her hair up and put glasses on to tone down her attractiveness.

That last picture reminds me of those movies where all the "nerdy" girl has to do to become is take off her glasses, let down her hair and maybe change her outfit.
This is so true the "nerdy" girl in movies is usually the hottest girl in reality.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I'll be her chief of staff!
 

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I don't get people on Sosuave. If you post a younger woman who is actually currently Ms. America then you have people saying, "Ms. America is a 7 at best." Then if you post about a 44 year-old woman married with kids then everyone says she's so hot just because she's selected to be VP :D .
 

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Really? Michelle Obama is hotter?

http://blogs.bet.com/news/pamela/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nm_michelle_obama.jpg


Anyways....



I know I started this, but if she turns out to be vice president, maybe we shouldn't be drooling over her like a piece of meat, lol. Like someone said, "If she ever does become president, the number of people who masturbate to the evening news will skyrocket."

lol at this picture though:
http://community.adn.com/sites/community.adn.com/files/images/palin-todd.preview.jpg

What's that guy looking at?

Maxtro said:
I was watching the morning news today, and they were talking about her looks. One of the anchors said that Sarah Palin was told to put her hair up and put glasses on to tone down her attractiveness.
Well it didn't work, lol. I was watching TV and she came on and I went..."she's hot." And then I made this post. I didn't realize she was in a beauty contest. It makes sense ,though. I'm sorry, shes freaking hot. And like someone else said, not just by politician standards.

EDIT: I was just watching TV and Newt Gingrich comes on and like a true professional talks about Palin:

"She's 44 and she looks THAT good?"

LOL:)

I thought I was the only one when I first saw her, but glad to see I'm not the only one:)

More pics: http://media.photobucket.com/image/sarah palin/SnowWolf_oz/Politics/SarahPalinFur.jpg?o=2
http://socialmediaguy.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/sexysarahpalin.jpg (I like this one:))
 
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My oh my she's a stunner.
 

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Some of you tools really eat this sh!t up dont you.

An average looking woman with a semi maintained body, sporting "power" suits and no doubt a fvcked up attitude to match does not equal a "stunner".

Mind you if she was in the kitchen cooking a nice meal, making some attempt to look feminine whilst keeping the family unit together, I'd probably rate her higher.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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