Maybe this is 101

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So....one of the girls I'm renting with spent all day out ....
I stayed in and did laundry....
But I ran errands too.
So she comes home and bust my balls...says...you didn't do shyt all day did you?
I was like, no...I went to Victoria's, then to Carla's, then to Stephanies....

She says....wtf...

I said...yes those are all stores ...

She replies...they better be or you're gonna get beating.


Lol
Am I in like Flynn....or still have to put in more work.
In like....don't talk to much and let the soup marinate more. Or add in some spice ?

 

[jimwho]

Are you the guy living in the pool house?

 

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On a side note....I showed her and her mom some pics of my family and shyt....so they could see my parents....yadda yadda....I'm just opening up ...
So....the girl leaves to go use the bathroom and the mom whispers to me....ask her to marry you, just to fvck with her.
Cuz really the girl swears like a sailor and thinks she's the alpha.
I tell the mom...are you giving me permission?
Mom nods.
So I think we compliment each other, cuz if she gives me sass I make her eat her words or ignore completely and continue with the house conversation, which I know hurts her feelings.

But isn't crazy that the mom is like...marry her.
I put my twist in it....and I was like....
Hey you know what Jane...you don't like anyone, so your mom gave me permission to have a wedding in her house....big house...btw....and you won't know it's happening until we all show up here in tuxes.

 

[_sideways_]

Are you the guy living in the pool house?

Yes....still here.

 

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I been hella itchy lately...like for a month I can't sleep and keep scratching my legs...
Maybe it's the new soap I'm using....
N e wayz....the whole family knows....and I come home tonight to find out....ol girl spent the day shopping with her mom...and also bought me brand new bed sheets....which she put on my bed.
IDK....but ain't that like gf, wifey, acts?

I said thanks.
But also, I helped clean out the garage three days ago...so I deserve it right?