"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Maybe she's interested,Maybe she's not

calfre3

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Hey all,
I think we've all met the type of girl who's pretty cool and outgoing. Ditzy on the outside yet charming and sweet on the outside. I've meet a few of these girls before. This one is 20/white/Catholic school girl now in the same college course as I. All around good girl. I'm 25 and stumped somewhat. geez right? What's yall advice how I should handle this one. I think I'm feeling for her because she's just so sweet. I'd date her.

-What kind of girl does this one seem to be? Any personal experiences?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Thorninmyside

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You haven't said a lot about what your aim is, but don't let the fact that she's nice fool you into thinking she's somehow exempt from how women work and think.

Some of the best head I ever got was from girls at my catholic school back in the day. Some of them are conservative, but others just repressed until you rev up their inner wildcat.
 

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I had a Catholic School girl treat me as a god with all the trimmings ..While her husband was at work. Her husband was her ex boyfriend s brother.

I don't trust bible broads...
 

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Who do these H0es think they are?

Yooo,

Just a quick little experience that just happened-

So I'm taking a nap (Gotta get my beauty rest you know, gotta stay gorgeous) and someone dares to call during it and interrupt. I figure it HAD to be important you know, cause no one calls anymore, everything is done through text. So I pick myself up, and glance at my phone, unknown number, so I take a risk and answer and this is the conversation that followed, word for word.

Her: Hiiiiii Smoove {Sultry Voice}

Smoove: Who the fvck is this? {Very calmly}

Her: Wow.... you smoke weed?

Smoove: If you know Smoove, then you know Smoove doesn't partake in such activities.

Her: Do you know where I can get some?

Smoove: Sure.

Her: Can you bring it to me?

Smoove: [insert laugh] No, why, where are you?

Her: (Somewhere Far as fvck from me)

Smoove: [Insert Laugh] You're crazy as fvck, its cold as fvck outside.

Her: Please, I'll give you head.

Smoove: [Insert gut-busting laugh]

Her: If you thought I was serious, you insane.

Smoove: Please, you would give me head just because I am Smoove just like you told me before. ( I now know who she is, and what she's up to)

Voice in Background: What the **** -Insert standard HB Name-?!

Her: I don't know what he's talking about! {Whisper}

Voice in Background: Tell him you'll get freaky if he brings the weed

Her: (Repeats)

Smoove: What? no no no, not interested, don't want anymore of that loose moose pvssy. Appreciate the offer. {Sincerely}

Her:-------
*I hangup mid-sentence*

This chick was a smoking....I mean smoking, ONS I had after a crazy party, at the time my game wasn't tight enough to keep her but im amazed she kept my number. i bet mula her boyfriend doesnt say anything about the fact that i piped that chick like mario. She's gorgeous so I'm sure some pandering beta orbiter will bring her & her boyfriend some grade A+ Mary Jane (Cannibus for the people who live under rocks)

I find it funny how she just thought she was going to use me, definetly an experience to share. Hahaha, she's still LQ.


WHO DO THESE HOES THINK THEY KIDDING?

EDIT: OH ****, THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A SEPERATE THREAD . IM SORRY
 

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Sometimes depends on the attitude towards sex they learned from their mothers. My last ltr was extremely repressed, never explored her own body, lay their like a dead starfish during sex. Others are more liberal, no such thing as a standard deal with Christian girls.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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SmooveMooves said:
Yooo,

Just a quick little experience that just happened-

So I'm taking a nap (Gotta get my beauty rest you know, gotta stay gorgeous) and someone dares to call during it and interrupt. I figure it HAD to be important you know, cause no one calls anymore, everything is done through text. So I pick myself up, and glance at my phone, unknown number, so I take a risk and answer and this is the conversation that followed, word for word.

Her: Hiiiiii Smoove {Sultry Voice}

Smoove: Who the fvck is this? {Very calmly}

Her: Wow.... you smoke weed?

Smoove: If you know Smoove, then you know Smoove doesn't partake in such activities.

Her: Do you know where I can get some?

Smoove: Sure.

Her: Can you bring it to me?

Smoove: [insert laugh] No, why, where are you?

Her: (Somewhere Far as fvck from me)

Smoove: [Insert Laugh] You're crazy as fvck, its cold as fvck outside.

Her: Please, I'll give you head.

Smoove: [Insert gut-busting laugh]

Her: If you thought I was serious, you insane.

Smoove: Please, you would give me head just because I am Smoove just like you told me before. ( I now know who she is, and what she's up to)

Voice in Background: What the **** -Insert standard HB Name-?!

Her: I don't know what he's talking about! {Whisper}

Voice in Background: Tell him you'll get freaky if he brings the weed

Her: (Repeats)

Smoove: What? no no no, not interested, don't want anymore of that loose moose pvssy. Appreciate the offer. {Sincerely}

Her:-------
*I hangup mid-sentence*

This chick was a smoking....I mean smoking, ONS I had after a crazy party, at the time my game wasn't tight enough to keep her but im amazed she kept my number. i bet mula her boyfriend doesnt say anything about the fact that i piped that chick like mario. She's gorgeous so I'm sure some pandering beta orbiter will bring her & her boyfriend some grade A+ Mary Jane (Cannibus for the people who live under rocks)

I find it funny how she just thought she was going to use me, definetly an experience to share. Hahaha, she's still LQ.


WHO DO THESE HOES THINK THEY KIDDING?

EDIT: OH ****, THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A SEPERATE THREAD . IM SORRY

The troll messed up lol
 
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