Who do these H0es think they are?
Yooo,
Just a quick little experience that just happened-
So I'm taking a nap (Gotta get my beauty rest you know, gotta stay gorgeous) and someone dares to call during it and interrupt. I figure it HAD to be important you know, cause no one calls anymore, everything is done through text. So I pick myself up, and glance at my phone, unknown number, so I take a risk and answer and this is the conversation that followed, word for word.
Her: Hiiiiii Smoove {Sultry Voice}
Smoove: Who the fvck is this? {Very calmly}
Her: Wow.... you smoke weed?
Smoove: If you know Smoove, then you know Smoove doesn't partake in such activities.
Her: Do you know where I can get some?
Smoove: Sure.
Her: Can you bring it to me?
Smoove: [insert laugh] No, why, where are you?
Her: (Somewhere Far as fvck from me)
Smoove: [Insert Laugh] You're crazy as fvck, its cold as fvck outside.
Her: Please, I'll give you head.
Smoove: [Insert gut-busting laugh]
Her: If you thought I was serious, you insane.
Smoove: Please, you would give me head just because I am Smoove just like you told me before. ( I now know who she is, and what she's up to)
Voice in Background: What the **** -Insert standard HB Name-?!
Her: I don't know what he's talking about! {Whisper}
Voice in Background: Tell him you'll get freaky if he brings the weed
Her: (Repeats)
Smoove: What? no no no, not interested, don't want anymore of that loose moose pvssy. Appreciate the offer. {Sincerely}
Her:-------
*I hangup mid-sentence*
This chick was a smoking....I mean smoking, ONS I had after a crazy party, at the time my game wasn't tight enough to keep her but im amazed she kept my number. i bet mula her boyfriend doesnt say anything about the fact that i piped that chick like mario. She's gorgeous so I'm sure some pandering beta orbiter will bring her & her boyfriend some grade A+ Mary Jane (Cannibus for the people who live under rocks)
I find it funny how she just thought she was going to use me, definetly an experience to share. Hahaha, she's still LQ.
WHO DO THESE HOES THINK THEY KIDDING?
EDIT: OH ****, THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A SEPERATE THREAD . IM SORRY