"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Matthew McConnaughey

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Does he have the perfect body for a guy? Too big? Too skinny?

I read some of the things women say about his body.. stuff like...

"A body like that should be illegal." and "I am a 40 year old mom, but he makes me act like a 12 year old with a crush."

Stupid comments. But, women seem to get wet just looking at his body.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Obsidian

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yeah, he's pretty funny in most of his movies. Who wouldn't like that guy?
 

int3l

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wait bodies like that melt women? ... wow..
 

penkitten

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sure, hes even in my son's grandmother's dreams. however, she is always shocked when he announces in the dreams that he is gay.
then she calls and says "well i dreamed about matthew mc connaughey and he was gay again."
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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