ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
No, I tell you how it's NOT the case, and to some of the posts you don't even respond to because you can't.
No worries, I'm done here.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mathematical Proof: Money > 0
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- Start date
No worries, I'm done here.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Of course you're done. Because you're wrong.
Go live on the streets with rats in a cardboard box for two years. Then come back to me and say money is not a MAJOR factor.
Money is major and there is no getting around it.
Subtitled: Raise your hand and whine if you have no money.
Don't worry ImTheDoubleAnal, I have a bigger d1ck than you as well as more income. Now stop crying and get a job. I'm about to have sex with women the age you pretend to be (and I know, I know, they are only using me because I'm tall, dark, handsome and white).
Don't worry ImTheDoubleAnal, I have a bigger d1ck than you as well as more income. Now stop crying and get a job. I'm about to have sex with women the age you pretend to be (and I know, I know, they are only using me because I'm tall, dark, handsome and white).
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Your idea of sex is watching other guys **** your girl, Neil. You're still a cuck.
Cuck.
Watching? Cuck?
Our tax dollars at work.
Note she doesn't deny the part about my having a bigger penis (or one at all for that matter). Double doesn't understand the English language. And why should she? She is half Latina.
Double, a cuck is someone who is married (I was never married). It's someone paying the bills for a woman he is committed to who is also having sex with other men (now if you are talking about the welfare state, taxpaying white males are indeed cuckolding, but socialism is implemented against my will, hence I remind you Trump is now your President and my days of paying for your abortions are numbered).
I think this is a Freudian slip on Double - is interracial cuckold her favorite PornHub search genre? I'm curious.
Double, where do you draw the line between a girl who is interested in you for you and where a girl is interested in for (things you will never, ever have, like a job, pride and good genes)?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Cuck.
Not an argument.
For months you've insisted that that women I date are only interested in me for my money.
What is your evidence? The fact that I have money to begin with?
No wonder you are on welfare. Get a job. Yes, that means cleaning toilets.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Cuck.
Grow up.
Sorry your dream of being both poor and high value has been proven to be absurd. Santa doesn't exist either. Baby steps.
As Stephan Molyneux would say: "Not an argument!"
"And as you first hold your newborn baby, you will need resources. How will you get those resources?" Married fathers could live on one tenth what they need to raise children if they chose to live as bachelors" - Stephan Molyneux
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
ImTheDoubleGreatest!
Master Don Juan
Cuck.