RickTheToad
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New Gmail account with a new Google Voice #. Said they no longer accept VOIP numbers or something.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Match Group apps will allow users to run background checks on dates (OkCupid/Hinge/Tinder/Plenty of Fish)
- Thread starter Tilex
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Interesting.
Maybe the new GV numbers are affected. I've had mine for 13 years since they started out as Grand Central.
RickTheToad
Moderator
Certainly possible.
Who Dares Win
Master Don Juan
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Anytime someone told a girl that I was an assh0le, her interest increased and I manage to get intimacy much faster.
Please match app let the girls know that Im a bad boy, allow me to skip the test zone and go straight to the fvck buddy area.
Please match app let the girls know that Im a bad boy, allow me to skip the test zone and go straight to the fvck buddy area.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
redskinsfan92
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Fvck, need to hurry up and get myself arrested a few times