"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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youngswagger09

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I need help I need a girlfirend I can't stop doing it!!! I want a girlfirend to **** yet I can't get one.... I do it to porn and Tv shows its bad I like white women and I'm a black man HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a creeper!!!!!!!! because I Jack off too much!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm a black man that likes white women too. Do you act black or white, and do you live in suburbs? Also, do you for the white girls that aren't obsessed with black people? It's not bad if you prefer the hotter selection. I was like that before than I said **** it and plus my dad is married to a white woman.
 

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Troll is successful at making me chuckle
 

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JPlaya said:
I'm a black man that likes white women too. Do you act black or white, and do you live in suburbs? Also, do you for the white girls that aren't obsessed with black people? It's not bad if you prefer the hotter selection. I was like that before than I said **** it and plus my dad is married to a white woman.
Yeah I act normal I gress maybe a little uncle tom? I live in the suburbs and I go for the white girls that are the hotter selection. And the ones who like blacks too. Yet I live in a bad state NJ
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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