"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Masturbation Instruction

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who Dares Win

Master Don Juan
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1) why the fvck they explain masturbation to pre-teen kids?
2)why its their parents and not their older brothers (if they really have to)
3)are they planning to traumatize them forever so they dont do it?
4)why this obsession for kids and sex in current educational system?
5)"hey teacher leave the kids alone"
 

SeymourCake

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1) why the fvck they explain masturbation to pre-teen kids?
2)why its their parents and not their older brothers (if they really have to)
3)are they planning to traumatize them forever so they dont do it?
4)why this obsession for kids and sex in current educational system?
5)"hey teacher leave the kids alone"
There is only one answer to all of your questions....













































 

FairShake

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I fux wit dis. Masturbation shouldn't be shameful and unspoken.
 
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