Masturbation competition

[SPEAK]

O.K i haven't beat the donkey for 20 days as of tonight! It has probably been the hardest thing I have ever done, lol, I had no idea it would take this much will power. However, now I am to the point where I can easily fight the urges, and they come less frequently.

I can relate to SageProduct when he says that he feels like he is on roids after not masturbating for 7 days. Right now, I feel like the hulk.

So I propose a competition of the highschool members, lets see how far we can make it and post how it affects our attitudes and games.

Rules:

1. No chicken choking
2. If you break rule 1 you are out of competition
3. You must post every time you feel like beating it, and successfuly overcome it.
4. Honor system, if you succumb to your urges honorably withdraw yourself.


Please post any ideas so we can make this thread better.

 

[sageproduct]

Haha dude yeah, after like a week it wasn't even horniness anymore. It was just this incredible drive to do stuff. I was constantly on an energy high and the only thing I wanted to do was workout. I ended up doing it after 8 days just cuz I started getting paranoid thinking about "use it or lose it". But I'm back in now, I haven't since Saturday. It's onnnn

 

[YogurtSlinger]

No offense, but this is the gayest thing I have ever heard of.



Okay, I didn't really mean the no offense part. I did mean the rest though.

BTW, what does the winner get? The privilege of being the pivot man in a giant circle jerk?

 

[ChalengeGuyFan]

Yay, some competition on sosuave. I'm in!

Move the thread out of HS, please. Everybody should see it. :woo:

 

[YogurtSlinger]

Would you guys go up to some random guy on the street and start talking to him about pounding your pud? Probably not. This is the internet. It's not much different than doing just that.

I just think that it's gay as hell that some of you are going to come on here and say 'Well, I tried, but I couldn't resist last night. My pecker was just looking too good to pass up. Next thing I know, I was sitting there spanking my monkey. As soon as I got done, I felt these huge feelings of remorse because I know that I am going to have to tell a bunch of guys (that I don't know) that I sat at home all by myself and wacked my willy and tickled my doodyhole in the shower. I am so depressed. I am an internet failure.'

When do you guys have your doctor appointments to have your ribs removed like Marilyn Manson did?

 

[BongDuy]

haha i stopped today. im gunna hold out for a minimum of a week. haha wish me luck

 

[ChalengeGuyFan]

Would you guys go up to some random guy on the street and start talking to him about pounding your pud? Probably not. This is the internet. It's not much different than doing just that.

I just think that it's gay as hell that some of you are going to come on here and say 'Well, I tried, but I couldn't resist last night. My pecker was just looking too good to pass up. Next thing I know, I was sitting there spanking my monkey. As soon as I got done, I felt these huge feelings of remorse because I know that I am going to have to tell a bunch of guys (that I don't know) that I sat at home all by myself and wacked my willy and tickled my doodyhole in the shower. I am so depressed. I am an internet failure.'

When do you guys have your doctor appointments to have your ribs removed like Marilyn Manson did?

why do you keep on sticking your nose in something that you're obviously not interested in?
Do you want to give us the impression that you're a thousand steps ahead of the guys doing this?
Ok, you win!

Now go away, please.

 

[eaglez1177]

^I agree, Yogurt is prolly annoyed cuz hes goin blind from whackin off too much

 

[colombiandude]

ITS ON. and yo yogurt, if you dont like the idea then dont say anything. lol.
but im gonna start after today. i was wondering if it affected your game in any way though.

 

[SPEAK]

but im gonna start after today. i was wondering if it affected your game in any way though.

Hey its good to see all the responses, and ya I honestly believe its positively affected my game. Before I had no motivation what so ever to follow through with phone numbers and go on dates, now I feel like a bad ass and have two dates lines up this weekend. I don't kno if there is just A LOT of testosterone flowing through my veins or if its the placebo affect but whatever it is its GREAT.

 

[colombiandude]

placebo affect? and haha. yea i felt like sh*t today. maybe its because of my loss of testosterone from last night. lol.

 

[SPEAK]

placebo affect? and haha. yea i felt like sh*t today. maybe its because of my loss of testosterone from last night. lol.

haha ya the placebo affect where you are expecting an outcome so much in your mind that your body actually feels the result.

What are you tired from jacking off so much last night before the contest, if so you should drink some fluids haha, or from the lack of masturbation. I'm a bit confused.

 

[colombiandude]

lmao from jacking off. and from what ive read one would feel better and mroe energetic. lol.

 

[TheVirtualMind]

Guess you all missed this. Looks like a lot of people beat you too it.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=20053

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