"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Master Pickup Artist Oath-contract

COD

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I, (insert name) __________________ do solemnly swear from this day forward, will strive to be more than I am today. I will do whatever is required in order to achieve success. Regardless of obstacles, difficulty, set backs, rejection, I promise myself to venture forward, persevere with dedication, fortitude, and integrity. I fully comprehend conditioning is an essential portion in order to decimate fear, nervousness, apprehension, hesitation, self-deprecation and doubt.

In order to stand for something I truly believe in, I must hold myself to an ideal of conduct, possess and open mind, and become confident enough to follow through and commit to the process. I will resist the urge to conform to the path of least resistance for any prolonged length of time as well as expand my comfort zone and deviate from the pack in order to maximize my potential for growth. I realize there are no real short cuts to becoming a master social artist and the journey ahead requires intensity, periodic adjustments, responsibility and a willingness to achieve success.

I will utilize this new found skill-set to carve my own destiny, increase my awareness, enhance my personality and to assist, instruct, teach, coach, and encourage others the benefits of my accumulated knowledge. I understand that a master social artist is not a label, it is a way of life.

The journey begins on this date_________________

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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COD

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LOL............do u have anything positive or constructive to say. You might wanna start with suspending your disbelief and realise ITS A LOT MORE THAN JUST PICKING UP GIRLS!!!!!!

Once you fully comprehend this simple fact........everthing in your life will align........yes even bedding countless women. There will come a time in everyone who truly masters this philosophy's life, that not getting the girl will be a rare occurence. You will aspire to shorten the time span and rely on no tactics other than your mere presence to charm everyone within your personal space.

I wrote the oath for those who desire to commit to the process and whom are just starting out and also for those who want to EXPAND their knowledge beyond getting laid!

Surely you can appreciate that............we are a group of individuals coming together to help each other out, I think that is the original purpose to this forum. A world wide secret society who can appreciate and respect fellow DJs and share their knowledge.

We are not born rich, most of us have not been blessed with super model looks, and for some we feel we are missing out on what others take for granted. We now realise the the secret lies within sculping our personalities in order to experience all that life has to offer. Thats all it is.......nothing more, nothing less. Its just a resource for us to refer to for some guidance.
 

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COD, never mind the haters. I see what you mean. It's actually pretty funny!
 
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