"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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married couple gets owned on the game show "moment of truth"

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:nono: BOBTRG !!!

Well, at least he has something to take with him as evidence of infidelity to take to his divorce attorney. Nahhh, what am I saying... He's going to stay with her because he probably believes that he's lucky to be married at all.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Obsidian said:
i don't understand why a few honest, law-abiding, straight-laced people don't just apply to that show to get an easy 100k
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WELL BECAUSE THERE ARENT ANY.. RELATIONSHIPS DONT WORK ANYMORE... and dishonesty and hypocrisy is the order of the day now..
 
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i watched it and i was laughing my ass off. it seems as though that the guy knew, deep down, that his girl was a skank. and on the show, they both agreed that they had problems with their marriage in the beginning. and the husband also said that he knew that she had feelings for her ex-bf on their wedding day. he didn't look confident at all. it seemed to me that he is really desperate. desperate enough to have wanted to marry an obvious ***** that he knew had feelings for another man. this guy deserves the moral trauma he was put through. another good reason not to marry
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I hear you but fact is most men marry a woman who did os is doing her share of hoing... One mans ho is usually another mans girlfriend or wife.
 
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Atrocious.


But I refused to switch the channel for even one second.

She said she loved animals. I wonder if horses are her favorite?

Like a quasar or a black hole.

A black, gaping hole.

I kept waiting (hoping) for the Female voice to say "You're a wh0re!" instead of TRUE or FALSE.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I loved when her sister "Saved," US becasue aparrantly noone wants to here the answer to that...lol. To bad her sister couldnt save her again, if I was the guy I would have just left....why should I have to stay and then he kept saying just keep going, lol.

Ohh and the dad ..."The answer is true...lol"
 
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In the end she only mentioned she felt after everything she had done, stealing money and everything
totally ignored the part where she was a lying cheat..
 
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And after all that she still claims shes a good person, based on the grounds that she confessed. To bad her confession was only motivated by personal gain. The feelings of her husband never really came into the picture. She cant even trust herself. That was just to funny.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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That was entertaining =) The guy seemed more devastated about losing the money than the chicks confessions though.
 
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this, gentlemen, is why as men, we must only go for the best. I am not talking about looks but about overall package.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Well, he picked her. Hopefully someone puts the clip on YouTube, it'll be worth watching his expression. I guess he'd never watched Jerry Springer. Gotta love the couplings of marriage nowadays, it's like a Grimm's Fairy Tale.
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How can you say something like, "Well he picked her!" WTF is that supposed to mean, he may have not known she was a backstabbing, money grubbing, lieing *****. If you've been on this board for any time you should know how ****ty alot of women are. Not flamin you, just sharin my .02.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Yoooo...Last Man Standing was RIGHT...

"..Say no to HORS!!!!..."

What a piece of sh** low-life this woman is...how fuked up are you to degrade yourself for money...no dignity or self-respect. She might as well get into porn...

What is this world coming to...? She actually says "YES" to be being a "good" person and her father seems to be agreeing "...Yess...yess...yess...".

Yes dad you've raised a "good" hor!!!. :up:
 
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