"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mario = AFC?

The Bat

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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lol i think that seth macfarlane is probably one of the funniest human beings on the planet
 

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The Bat said:
So much AFC truth behind all that humor!
I dunno man... there at the end he really redeemed himself. If that isn't "nexting", I don't know what is. :p
 

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Mario is captain save-a-ho.

Anybody play Mario Sunshine? The villain is Peach & Bowser's orphaned son!
 
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