"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Many Filipinas will marry you, sight unseen.

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I am NOT kidding or mistaken. I've had them offer marriage within 1/2 an hour of a Net chat, without ever seeing me on video, and I TOLD them that I was 60, balding, toothless, flat feet, etc, too! They dont even know how to google in general, much less run a background check on you. :) Many of them are lovely,speak good English, quite a few of them under age 20 are virgins. So you have to replace her every 5 years, so what? you got some sort of WARRANTY on a US woman,. for more than 5 years? GET A PRENUP agreement. Such women will sign ANY such paper, no problem.

A billion other 3rd worlders are the same way, but few speak English. Few Phills ladies know how to drive a car, but they can ride a motorbike, catch kill and clean fish and chickens, and cook them on a wood fire, grow and preserve garden produce, wash clothes by hand in a creek or bathtub. Their average annual income is $2000, but Net service and laptops cost the same over there as here.. In fact, due to the glut of older, used pc's here, they are more expensive over there! Send her a smart phone that cost you $20, (used), add $30 to mail it (disguised inside of something else), and she will love you forever. I am not kidding.

Also, they CAN be kept from "contamination" by US women. Just tell her you'll divorce her if she displeases you, and whatever behavior (or lack thereof) you have a problem with will never happen in the first place. Get a vasectomy, so she will never have the "club" of kids to hold over you!. At least, never give such a weapon to the FIRST one. I highly recommend that you not risk it with the second one, until she's been here at least one year after she's become a citizen. Once that threat of deportation is gone, MANY of them are going to change their tunes, guys. Don't say that I didn't warn you!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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How wrong does a guy have to be going in life, to create a situation like this?
 

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i said she will do it without seeing YOU, not the reverse. :) why settle for less than an 11, really? You can take your pick of millions, i am not kidding. as for the punk, yeah, youa re doing SO great, that's why you are on DJ forums. :) Why you running down ANY post that is here to help guys, hmm? Cause you're a punk, that's why. such things are what punks DO.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"goundra" posts something, gets a reaction, then "twentee" replies with "i said"

Can we just ban him now for using multiple accounts?
 

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Down Low said:
"goundra" posts something, gets a reaction, then "twentee" replies with "i said"

Can we just ban him now for using multiple accounts?
why spoil the fun? the stuff that he posts are pretty amusing, and its a good change to the otherwise gloomy atmosphere out here in the forums ;)
 

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what's with these punks and the ban bs, anyway? is that the best they can do? don't KNOW enough to debate me on the issues?
 

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what's with these punks and the ban bs, anyway? is that the best they can do? don't KNOW enough to debate me on the issues?
It's because you're either a troll or a deluded fool. People do dismiss your ideas (I have 100 times) with valid criticisms and you call them punks and go off on ridiculous tangents which further proves you're a troll. The only reason you're still here is because you're entertaining with all your crap.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yeah, well how about yu opoint out a view of these "valid discussions, so i can go rip them apart (without a doubt). that's why you gave me no means of finding them. You'll be thinking wrong all right, if you ever get confronted by me. you won't forget it :) that much is certain.
 

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goundra said:
yeah, well how about yu opoint out a view of these "valid discussions, so i can go rip them apart (without a doubt). that's why you gave me no means of finding them. You'll be thinking wrong all right, if you ever get confronted by me. you won't forget it :) that much is certain.
Hahahahahahahaha oh goundra you're such a petty fool
 

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that's what you CLAIM, punk, but I NOTICE that you dont DARE take me on about any of the issues. Everyone else notices it, too, punk.
 

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that's what you CLAIM, punk, but I NOTICE that you dont DARE take me on about any of the issues. Everyone else notices it, too, punk.
Oh I have but you just talk about how everyone's a punk and AR-15s in response. I love how tough you act over the internet:crackup: Go Goundra!:cheer:
 

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I'm a lot tougher in person, punk, believe it. I'm still waiting for you to point out where all these times you (or anyone else, actually) has shown me up so badly. Bring it on, any way you want. In person, right here, whatever. I've been training to handle punks like you for about 45 years now.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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What? You're tougher in-person than on the internet? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Go take a look at the majority of your posts on the high school sub-forum, there you go "punk".
I too can talk myself up on the internet, I'm 6'8" and weigh 230lbs at 6% bodyfat. I import my women from Jerusalem because, you know, I like dat "holy ass" and they'll marry me sight unseen whilst working as a prison guard or truck driver. I can punch through your chest because I'n just that fvcking hardcore. Come at me bro! :crackup:
 

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Dont even mess with filipina girls they got their huge support groups and whatnot -- this whole idea of yours is based on some sort desire to control without a tight mouthpiece or any visible value whatsoever outside of a passport. Replacing true game with the "do me or back you go to Quezon City" fake hustle is not the DJ way.
 

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so fvuking WHAT, punk? the crybaby shyte all over this forum is the 'dj way"? :) You can HAVE these US bvtches. And after you've wasted 4 million $ on one, spread over a 40 year period, she'll STILL be fvcking a guy like me "on the side". . :) That's exactly what has happened to a guy I know, he's JUST like you.
 
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