"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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A Nebraska man who committed sex crimes while posing as a student at two Lincoln high schools has now been sentenced to 85 to 120 years in prison as a prosecutor labeled him a "predator of the worst kind."
Zachary Scheich, a 27-year-old who posed as a 17-year-old student named Zak Hess, won’t be eligible for parole for more than 40 years and is also required to register as a sex offender as part of his punishment, according to KOLN. He was arrested in July 2023 after attending around 54 days of classes at Northwest High School and Southeast High School, officials said at the time.
An investigation revealed that the suspect was actually 26 years old. At 5'4" and 120 pounds, police said he blended in with the teenage students.
I shall presume that the little guy probably figured that since he still looks like a teenager, he should continue to socialize as one. :rolleyes:

It's not stated, I but wonder if all the "sex crimes" are just statutory rape.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is what the evil elites and illuminati agents does in a nutshell........Infiltrate, influence, possess and capture.

This is horrible behavior.
 

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Had this incel been the same age as the teenyboppers, it would not have been a crime. Heck, during the 1950s, he could have married one of these teenyboppers, like Jerry Lee Lewis had done with his 13 year-old first cousin. :eek: :eek:

And the American moralists who want to outlaw abortion like to say that there should not be an exception for statutory rape - so there is a difference.

This makes me wonder if "going young" had always been an incel alternative strategy since the beginning - i.e., if a man couldn't secure a fully ripe gal, he could just get an unripe one and wait for her to ripen. o_O In an expanding population with regular culling of young men in war, there would always be a more plentiful younger cohort, and fathers of daughters would be concerned about them getting a husband before they become overripe at age 20 or so (like in the movie "Fiddler on the Roof"), and so would be motivated to "move the stock".
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Had this incel been the same age as the teenyboppers, it would not have been a crime. Heck, during the 1950s, he could have married one of these teenyboppers, like Jerry Lee Lewis had done with his 13 year-old first cousin. :eek: :eek:

And the American moralists who want to outlaw abortion like to say that there should not be an exception for statutory rape - so there is a difference.

This makes me wonder if "going young" had always been an incel alternative strategy since the beginning - i.e., if a man couldn't secure a fully ripe gal, he could just get an unripe one and wait for her to ripen. o_O In an expanding population with regular culling of young men in war, there would always be a more plentiful younger cohort, and fathers of daughters would be concerned about them getting a husband before they become overripe at age 20 or so (like in the movie "Fiddler on the Roof"), and so would be motivated to "move the stock".
That reminds me. I went to high school with a guy who only went for freshman girls. He had a different girl all 4 years of high school, trading in for a new freshman every year.

I wonder how he ended up in terms of luck with the ladies as an adult. His strategy in high school would suggest he'd have a hard time getting a grown woman.
 
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