"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Mangrooming

Peter.Siffredi

New Member
Joined
Jan 5, 2013
Messages
6
Reaction score
0
Hi,

Apologies if this isn't the right forum.

Unfortunately I'm bit of a hairy dude and often do a full body trim with my shaver and a man groomer (awesome tool), however it often leaves my chest and a back feeling a bit stubbly, which some chicks aren't too keen on.

What do most guys do? Is the only alternative a monthly or fortnightly salon waxing appointment?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

TheStig

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 15, 2012
Messages
1,256
Reaction score
34
Location
USA
Yeah I suppose this could fall under the health part of the health & fitness forums. I'm not too hairy myself, but I do know some guys that are and use Nair on their arms and chest to bring out their muscle tone.
 

Scars

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 20, 2007
Messages
2,127
Reaction score
1,003
Age
36
Location
Phoenix
The only thing I keep shaved is my back and chest. I let the tummy hairs flow into the groin area (which is neatly trimmed). Same with arm pit hair etc.. just keep it trimmed and neat. Going bare is a lot to maintain and razor burn and stubble is no fun.

You don't want to look like a prepubescent boy anyways.

-Scars
 
Top