"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Managinas out in force in the UK!

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/26/richard-keys-andy-gray-apology


Two daft men have lost their jobs for making sexist remarks about a female linesman, the comments were supposedly of air but were inadvertently broadcast, now the UK is in uproar as these two are pilloried .for what ffs?

being stupid yes, they are being made out to be sons of Hitler ffs, what pissses me off are the 'men' jumping in to condemn them
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Zzzz. The Brits lost the plot years ago.
 
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betheman said:
Two daft men have lost their jobs for making sexist remarks about a female linesman, /QUOTE]


Now you are placing yourself in harm's way by using the phrase "female linesman"...ooooh bad, bad, bad.. being gender specific like that is sure to violate some media publishing rule or other.
BTW what is "daft" ?
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Love how the british press throw sh1t on some countries because of the lack of freedom of speech,never heard a russian to be sued or fired for a joke about a woman.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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in the good old days when women had nothign to do with football except wash the kit, linesmen were...linesmen!
daft = silly, stupid

how was the test series for you Jo? ;-)
 
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