"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That_Guy49

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At my school we have open campus lunch,. which means that we can go anywhere we want. Well, me and my friend(It was his b-day today) rolled in his 2003 mustang with 4 girls.

Man, it was gonna be a good lunch until we got in a f*cking wreck with the car in front of us because they braked so suddenly. Man, my head busted the windshield but I had no blood or pain!!! My friend had a scratch, and the girls were alright but were panicking like a motherf*cker. It was crazy as hell, and I felt bad for him.

It could have been prevented, but one girl put a note in my friend's hat and showed it to him, in front of his face while he was driving. Dumb b*tch.

Man, his mustang was all f*cked up from the front! They towed that sh*t and we walked back to school and the girls and all of us checked out and we went and chilled. I was trying to DJ one of em, but the girls were all feeling sorry for my friend and were kissing ass, damn right they better be sorry, thats my boy! Anyways, after we smoked em out, they got REAL ANNOYING! I took all those girls home before I killed myself. lol. btw, if you wanna make a girl happy, don't get her stoned, but get her coked out.

Afterwards, we chilled and waited for 5 p.m. this evening.

Man, some dudes were wanting to jump my friend from a redneck town down the road, and they needed my help. We called up the 10 toughest motherf*ckers in school including me and my friend, and a bunch of black dudes showed up, and anyways, it was a reunion of fayetteville, arkansas' future criminals and overall bad asses.

It was 21 ppl ready to fight this dude talking sh*t saying he was gonna bring all of West Fork and Winslow(small redneck towns).

We were at the skate park waiting, they came by....It was 3 cars full of ppl for them, and when they saw 8 cars and a bunch of dudes ready to fight, they just kept on driving by. They called us, kept talking sh*t and called it off wanting to do it another day. Straight up p*ssies!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways, Its been the craziest day since school has started, definately one of the longest days I've ever had. It was a total adventure. We could have made a movie out of this and it would sell! lol...anyways. I'm out, I'm tired and ready to take some morphine and go to bed!..
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Str8 thuggin :rolleyes:

Anyways, sucks about your friends stang. I'd get your head checked out, my cousin got hit on the head with a beer bottle for standing up for his Indian friend cause this gang was giving him ****. He had a headache that went on and off. His mom finally found out and took him to the hospital a couple days later and his brain was half full with blood.

You may not have any pain, but you never know what's going on up there. Especially after you break a windshield.
 

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Ya, listen to renegade. It is seriously not good to be bleeding inside your head, and how he said his cousin's half brain was filled with blood, im amazed he didnt die.

Same thing happend to my cousin except he was working at some construction place without a hardhat and a heavy metal pole dropped on his head. They told him that he would die if they didn't get the blood out from inside head. So they got it out but he now has an ugly scar and titanium chip in his head. :D I call him Terminator.

Anyways im not trying to scare you but listen to renegade. Get it checked as soon as possible.
 

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Oh, not to mention the fact that my cousin now has permenant brain damage. So yes, get it checked ASAP.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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