"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Man who ejaculated in co-worker's water bottle ordered to pay restitution

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http://www.news1130.com/news/world/...ker-s-water-bottle-ordered-to-pay-restitution

SANTA ANA, Calif. - A U.S. man convicted of ejaculating into a co-worker's water bottle has been ordered to pay the woman more than $27,000.

The Los Angeles Times says a judge on Monday ordered Michael Kevin Lallana to pay the woman for loss of wages, therapy and medical expenses. Lallana was convicted earlier this year of two misdemeanour counts of battery.

Prosecutors say Lallana deposited his semen twice last year in the water bottle of a co-worker at Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Co. in Newport Beach.

The woman drank from the bottle both times, throwing the first one away after detecting a foul taste. The second time she sent the bottle to a lab for testing.

Lallana was arrested in July 2010 and his DNA was later matched to the water bottle.
I bet the judge was a woman but the guy was a jerk off.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Inquisitus said:
That's ****ing disgusting, she deserves the 27K.
It was disgusting, but how they determined it was 27k has to be factored in with the fact that she was a woman and claimed to be distraught. I am not saying the judgment is fair or not but it would be interesting whether a man would have gotten the same payment (or any payment at all) if he were the victim and another man ejeculated in his water bottle or another woman would have I don't know dipped her used bloody tampon instead.
 

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It happened at my high school but it was a popular guy doing it to the girl. She smiled and laughed.

Disgusting yes but think of the ramifications if this guy had Hepatitis or AIDS.

The only way this guy could've gotten caught was if he bragged about it or is some sort of sicko. In both cases hes an a$$hole and deserves everything he got. IMO 6 months jail time isn't enough. If someone did this to my wife/gf and I found out, he'd better hope he stays safe in jail for the rest of his life.

If in the case that he was a spouse or bf, then I can see this being an unfair case... but present evidence suggests that he's just some sick son of a *****..
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DJDamage said:
I bet the judge was a woman but the guy was a jerk off.
Just as a point of curiosity, I decided to check into it and the judge is a guy.
 

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Espi said:
That is one pathetic girl.
If the guy was the school geek the penitentiary population would count 1 more inmate.
 

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DJDamage said:
I bet the judge was a woman but the guy was a jerk off.
If some douchebag did that to me and I drank it by accident I would want more than $27K.

That **** is NOT ACCEPTABLE.
 

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LiveFreeX said:
It happened at my high school but it was a popular guy doing it to the girl. She smiled and laughed.
A lot of girl like to swallow. It all depends on if she's attracted to the guy. Of course if she was attracted to him he would be having her swallow it after getting a bj. I don't blame her that women only want it from a guy they are attracted to and even if she is she doesn't want it done that way.
 
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Imagine that some weirdo did that to a woman you loved. This guy must have a target on his head now from some dude.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ya, if it was my girl I'm sure I would be waiting outside of his house or work some night. Equipped with ski mask and the such of course.
 

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That is fcking disgusting. She deserves more then 27k, a hell of a lot more. imagine the stress of waiting for lab results deciding whether or not the guy had some STI. Fck that's like forcing someone to drink the semen out of a used condom - seriously what the fck, mental trauma aside, just wrong. Who the fck does that?! Guy got off light imo. should be in fcking jail.

Bloody disgusting creep.
 
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