"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Man Wh0res Through The Ages

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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zekko

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Desdinova said:
I love #2. The guy had 30 kids and because he was only making minimum wage, the mothers were entitled to $1.49 a month for child support.
That's a good example of having no incentive to earn any more money, because any pay increase he got would be gobbled up by child support. I guess that's why some judges set child support by what a man can potentially earn, instead of what they actually earn.

Rasputin had a wart on his penis that acted like a French tickler? Who knew?
 

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I always wonder about people like Rasputin, George IV and JFK who go around fvcking people's wives and girlfriends.

Do the husbands, boyfriends and lovers just do nothing? I mean eventually they killed Rasputin because of it, but why'd it take so long? If Rasputin was bragging about fvcking the Tsar's wife why couldn't the Tsar just order his execution?

Sounds like he had a lot of blackmail power or something, or the backing of some really powerful people if nobody touched him for such a long time.
 

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fidel castro has smashed 30,000 women in his lifetime.

That's including wives, daughters, and girlfrinds. The men are too pu$$y to approach him
 
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