Man wakes up after 19 years in a coma

[Mr.Positive]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19037401/?GT1=10056

I thought this was an uplifting article. The man's wife stayed by his side for 19 years while he was in a coma. That is a QUALITY woman. Just wanted to share the article.

 

[wayword]

That is a QUALITY woman. Just wanted to share the article.

Note that she's POLISH and not AMERICAN.

No way in h3ll would an American woman have done that. She woulda been out phucking the gardener as soon as he passed out...!

 

[DJDamage]

No way in h3ll would an American woman have done that. She woulda been out phucking the gardener as soon as he passed out...!

lol I am glad it didn't happen in America.

First thing the American woman will find out his insurance and who is in his will beneficiary. Then she will hire a lawyer to fight it. Then she will dump his sorry ass in some institute hooked to a machine because its too time consuming to take care of her husband after all what was she thinking of when the priest read her wedding vows "to be there for him in sickness and in health" (she needs to have a life and party a bit). Then she moves on with her life, gets married to another guy and have more kids with him and then divorce him. All of the sudden the guy wakes up from his coma after 5 years returns home and everything has changed. All his possesstions have been transfered to his wife including every penny he earned. As soon as he walks thorugh the door his now ex-wife will chastise him for not being around to help her for 5 years and therefore she doesn't owe him anything but now that he is back he can start paying child support.

Man goes back to the institute and plug himself back to the machine.

 

[MatureDJ]

Well, I would consider doing something similar. I would pursue an active sex life with other women, and if I did not have children through the comatose woman, I would marry again and start a family. Of course, I would always helps support the comatose woman, even after she would have recovered, and if my 2nd wife would be amenable, I would have a social multiple marriage.

 

[Mr.Positive]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

lol I am glad it didn't happen in America.

First thing the American woman will find out his insurance and who is in his will beneficiary. Then she will hire a lawyer to fight it. Then she will dump his sorry ass in some institute hooked to a machine because its too time consuming to take care of her husband after all what was she thinking of when the priest read her wedding vows "to be there for him in sickness and in health" (she needs to have a life and party a bit). Then she moves on with her life, gets married to another guy and have more kids with him and then divorce him. All of the sudden the guy wakes up from his coma after 5 years returns home and everything has changed. All his possesstions have been transfered to his wife including every penny he earned. As soon as he walks thorugh the door his now ex-wife will chastise him for not being around to help her for 5 years and therefore she doesn't owe him anything but now that he is back he can start paying child support.

Man goes back to the institute and plug himself back to the machine.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/images/smilies//crackup.gif I don't think I've had a better laugh in a long time...thanks. I thought i was bringing cheer to this forum with this post, but...(I can't stop laughing) I guess not..

 

[Bonhomme]

:crackup: @ DJ Damage's scenario.

 

[Rudra]

Well he actually was in a coma only (?) for 4 years and for 15 years completely paralyzed. So his wife knew that he wasn´t a complete fruit and somebody was home inside his head.

But the story is uplifting nevertheless. That´s a great wife....