I remember a few years back when I would barely get date. Now I pull digits and the chick is lucky if I will even let her have a date.
Today two chicks come into my job,one super wh0re,hb6.5, big boobs,another hb 8.5. I talked to them,get both digits, and they hung around to talk to me on my lunch. Well I said f it and I called one on my break and see if they wanted to hang out after work.
I called and asked if they wanted to go grab some food after I got out of work,but heres the catch,my Boxster has only one seat. Immediately I knew which one liked me more,the hb8.5,she went with me to grab some food and we headed back to her super wh0re friends house.
They came outside to eat with me as their mom was still up and Im pretty sure they wouldnt be too happy about some guy they just meet about to fcuk the wh0re out of either one in her house. The super wh0re fell asleep in my car,the hb 8.5 hung out with me building up some rapport. She would kid hitting me and I would say "You know normally I would charge someone when they touch me",and somehow I came to saying "stop or I will have no choice other then to pick you up and throw you". She said "you couldnt pick me up if you tried". From there it was on, I picked her up and said "Il be nice today and wont throw you" and I just sat down putting her in my lap,keep in mind she was wearing short shorts. Now from there I just layed my hand on her upper leg,goly it felt good to be feeling up on women after a months absence. Now she was super close to me and I kissed her(closed mouth) to test my boundaries,suprisingly she tried to open mouth kiss me,caught me off gaurd. Now during random parts of the conversation I would just sneak a kiss in here and there,I should have just made it a make out session. I creeped my hand closer and closer to the cooter but I can tell she wasnt having after awhile with the, "Im gonna check to see if super wh0re is awake". Im sure if she gave me 10 more minutes I would have her mouning "harder". She woke her friend up and they went back inside. Either way,if I dont talk to the chicks again for moving too fast or I fcuked up somewhere I dont care. I got damn close to nailing a super babe and I only knew her for a few hours,damn I'm getting good.
Today two chicks come into my job,one super wh0re,hb6.5, big boobs,another hb 8.5. I talked to them,get both digits, and they hung around to talk to me on my lunch. Well I said f it and I called one on my break and see if they wanted to hang out after work.
I called and asked if they wanted to go grab some food after I got out of work,but heres the catch,my Boxster has only one seat. Immediately I knew which one liked me more,the hb8.5,she went with me to grab some food and we headed back to her super wh0re friends house.
They came outside to eat with me as their mom was still up and Im pretty sure they wouldnt be too happy about some guy they just meet about to fcuk the wh0re out of either one in her house. The super wh0re fell asleep in my car,the hb 8.5 hung out with me building up some rapport. She would kid hitting me and I would say "You know normally I would charge someone when they touch me",and somehow I came to saying "stop or I will have no choice other then to pick you up and throw you". She said "you couldnt pick me up if you tried". From there it was on, I picked her up and said "Il be nice today and wont throw you" and I just sat down putting her in my lap,keep in mind she was wearing short shorts. Now from there I just layed my hand on her upper leg,goly it felt good to be feeling up on women after a months absence. Now she was super close to me and I kissed her(closed mouth) to test my boundaries,suprisingly she tried to open mouth kiss me,caught me off gaurd. Now during random parts of the conversation I would just sneak a kiss in here and there,I should have just made it a make out session. I creeped my hand closer and closer to the cooter but I can tell she wasnt having after awhile with the, "Im gonna check to see if super wh0re is awake". Im sure if she gave me 10 more minutes I would have her mouning "harder". She woke her friend up and they went back inside. Either way,if I dont talk to the chicks again for moving too fast or I fcuked up somewhere I dont care. I got damn close to nailing a super babe and I only knew her for a few hours,damn I'm getting good.
