Man, sometimes i wish i was gay

[Dhoulmagus]

At least they are able to get any

 

[foreverAFC]

your posts get creepier every day, a lot of us have issues, just man up and deal with it bro, go see a hooker, smoke pot, fck the ziploc bag between the couch cushions if you need to, its not the end of world, just do what you can to get by

 

[Arthy]

We all wish you were gay.

 

[El Payaso]

First you want a hooker now you want to be gay.

 

[Dhoulmagus]

I can only get girls from 50 plus miles away on tinder. Am i surprised that they are europeans on scholarships, hell no because **** the south. It might be a failed night but its one less night on this stupid campus!!!!

 

[machoMax]

if we treat this statement as joke, then it is good one!

 

[PeasantPlayer]

I have no luck on Tinder, and my less attractive friends are hitting gold lol

 

[Maximus Rex]

You Should be Banned for That Weak A$$ Sh*t

At least they are able to get any

Then I settled down and back off of that statement and decided that either this is a cry for help or you're trolling like a muthaf*cka. So ya boy Rex has decided to take pity on you and decide that reason for your statement is the former as opposed to the latter.

First of All, You Have to Do an Introspection

1) What Do You Want From Women?

a) Friendship

b) Companionship

c) Sex whenever you want

d) A relationship


2) Ask yourself, "Why do I suck with Women?

a)Is my wardrobe out of style or wack ass f*ck? If so, buy some new clothes.

b)Is My Grill F*cked Up?

If so, start going to the dentist every six months like your suppose to. If you need braces, get your teeth straighten. If you lack the money for the braces, start saving or look into orthodontists who might have payment plans.

Check your local dentistry school and be a "guinea pig," for students studying orthodontics and see if they'll give you braces for free or at a discounted rate. You might also want to get your teeth whiten. If push come to shove, borrow the money or take out a loan.

3) Is Your Body F*cked Up?

Are you fat? If so, go get a physical and tell the doctor that you want to start a workout regime. Tell your doctor what you goals are and what kind of food you should eat. You might also want to consult a nutritionist also.

a) Are you skinny or just an average body type?

If so, get your a$$ into shape. Unlike women, we don't have spend tens of thousands of dollars, have evasive surgery, and foreign objects injected and/or inserted into ourselves to change or body type. All we as men have to do is eat properly and workout five days out of the week.

Go to this website and follow this plan:

http://hundredpushups.com/week1.html#sthash.ZNaVVca3.dpbs

4) Do You Lack Money?

Unfortunately, the lack of income will have an adverse on you psychologically. The only thing you can do to remedy this problem is to gain the skills necessary to increase your revenue streams.

5) Are You Groomed?

If not, improve you grooming habits.

Go to the barber twice a mouth and keep your hair neat and lined up. The same applies with facial hair. Shave EVERY DAY. I know that the hipsters have them in style, but beards don't work for everybody. For most dudes, a beard will hide your face and some chicks don't like the feeling of hair on their inner thighs.

6) Start Getting Pedicures and Manicures

Yeah, I know this sounds gay as f*ck by proper hand and feet maintenance is important.

a) First of all it sends the message that your clean and you pay attention to detail.

b) You have to get the dead skin and callouses off of your hands and feet.

c) Women are in nail salons. It provides the opportunity for you to holla at chicks.

7) Learn How to Care for Your Skin

Start getting facials, as with pedicures and manicures it sends the message that you're clean and you pay attention to detail.

After you've done that you have to figured out what have worked for you in the past. One of the most profound things that I've ever heard Mystery say was "that unless your a virgin, you've had some success with women in your life. You just have to figure out what you did to become successful.

That's exactly what you have to do, in addition to incorporating the things that you have learned, you have to continue on what have worked for you in the past.

You also need in field experience, LOT OF IT. I mean you have to literally holla at five to ten boards a day, in addition to going out on the weekend, I figure for a minimum of six months before you start to see any sort of results. I would also advise that you start a field journal so that you have a record of what went right and want went wrong.

This is a journey and it takes time. It took you life time to formulate these bad habits, so it's going to take you a minute get out of your comfort zone, eliminate the bad habits and formulate good ones. The question is are you patient and discipline enough to endure the learning curve? In short, do you want this for yourself bad enough?

 

[Dhoulmagus]

1) C and D

2) My game is lacking, but I don't even get a chance to work with it. How is one suppose to be good at baseball if he can't practice or play games.

3) I used to be muscular, but I've lost weight due to not working out as much. I'm more cut now.

4) I'm a college student, but I have a car and my parents live in an affluent suburb of the state.

5) I have a decent haircut, shaved due to my jobs nazi policies

6) How much are they?

7) Nothing is wrong with my face to my current knowledge

 

[Renegade357]

Man a$$. yuck

 

[sambwoy]

When I think of **unattractive**, I don't often think of some schlubby guy who doesn't wash. I just think of the guy in the wheelchair or the guy with the swelled up head who is only perceived that way because he labelled as such by everyone else in society and just get talked down to by the women. People don't often conceive that they could have regular everyday lives let alone success in the dating marketplace. What are they to do? If they sit around and feel sorry for themselves, they will be surprised that its that that is more repelling. God, this society is sick.

I have this pectus excavatum condition that's covered up most of the time, and if your chest is at least passable enough you don't have your conscience dictating how they are going to react.

What is this catch-22 of people saying its your attitude putting people off? You can't apply confidence to approaching women in the same way that you can getting an award or a degree or succeed in the workplace etc. Why is it that when a man gets approval from a hot chick its only then he feels good about himself?

 

[Maximus Rex]

Are You REALLY About That Life?

2) My game is lacking, but I don't even get a chance to work with it. How is one suppose to be good at baseball if he can't practice or play games.

You have plenty of time to practice as you go about your day. You can holla at the chick at Star Bucks as she makes your venti vanilla latte. Holla at some chicks at the mall. You can holla at the checker at Walmart. Namely YOU CAN HOLLA AT THE CHICKS YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH!

3) I used to be muscular, but I've lost weight due to not working out as much. I'm more cut now.

Keep at it.

4) I'm a college student, but I have a car and my parents live in an affluent suburb of the state.

Nigga, you have a hella lot more than me. Utilize the tools that you available to you to their fullest and greatest potential.

5) I have a decent haircut, shaved due to my jobs nazi policies

I want to post some FULL BODY PICTURES OF YOURSELF IN GOOD LIGHTING, for the purpose of seeing of how you look and carry yourself.

Post a picture of what you wear to wear to work, what you wear to school, and what you wear when you go out. Also post a picture of your the shoes you wear to work and the shoes you wear every day. If you're uncomfortable with posting a picture of yourself on the general board, e-mail them to me.

6) How much are they?

Pedicures and manicures are between $25 to $35 dollars. You'll have to do a price check on facials.

7) Nothing is wrong with my face to my current knowledge

That's good, then your problems are purely psychological and it's a question of unlearning bad habits and gaining confidence.

1) C and D

Dhoulmagus, are you really about this life? Seriously, are you just saying this or are you in your heart of hearts, sincerely truly about this pick up artist (or in our case Don Juan,) lifestyle? If so, you need to watch this video, EVERYDAY FOR A MONTH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyLsXz_I9lY

You're the guy Jeff is talking about. You want the chicks, you the chicks laying on this arm, that arm, on you're leg, on every part of your body, trying to bring you to the biggest ecstasy that a man could ever feel in life, (other than checking a big bank roll,) but I have to ask again, are you really and truly about this life. What you're asking for and what you want this going to take work, dedication, and an extraordinary amount of discipline.

I'll ask you again, Dhoulmagus, are you really about that life, because just today, you made this thread, http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=212014, Vice made this thread,

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=212030, and some new cat named Bullezeye made this thread,

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=212027.

The level of expertise you want to achieve will require you being able to endure being insulted, ignored, stood up, lied to, and out-and-out disrespected, my man. Are you willing to endure the learning curve? Is your ego strong enough to withstand, not days, not weeks, but probably months of what seems to be no progress until, one day it just seems to all magically fall together.

When you watch the video, in order to have p*ssy on call, you have to commit to and live this lifestyle EVERY F*CKING DAY! You have to stay in a b*tch'es face in order to generate the results you want. You say that you want a relationship and b*tches suck and f*cking you whenever you want, but are you willing and ready to commit yourself and do the things that are necessary to bring those dreams to fruition? In short, Dhoulmagus are you REALLY about that life?

 

[ImWithTheDJ]

Being gay is the same thing as prostituting yourself. If you look from another gay person perspective then you are the one who's being used for sex just as he is.