"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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man says on TV he doesn't listen to women. haha

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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speed dawg

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Haha, dude could have been a little more discreet about his illegal dumping. Sounds like this guy is jaded from years of living near the liberal filth that is Detroit, which explains his hatred of women. I understand that and all, but come on bro, you can't just go dumping sh*t in the middle of the street.
 

Atom Smasher

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Give the guy a break... According to him, he's from Mars.
 

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I'm surprised he hasn't been picked up by gynomedia as a "local spokesman for the men's rights movement."
 
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