Man Offering Free Trip To Woman With His Ex's Name

[Desdinova]

This one's a little bizarre. And he can't fvcking kid me, he's looking to get laid from offering this up. He'll probably end up with a 62 year old cat lady, LOL

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/looking-for-travel-elizabeth-gallagher-110?utm_source=vicefbca

Is your name Elizabeth Gallagher? Are you Canadian and interested in a trip around the world? Are you OK going on that trip with a recently dumped man whose ex-girlfriend was also named Elizabeth Gallagher? HAVE WE GOT AN OFFER FOR YOU!

OK, OK, I know how it sounds. But Jordan Axani, 27, is really in a bind. Last March, the Torontonian planned an extensive around-the-world trip with his girlfriend, a vegan baker named Liz Gallagher. Then the two broke up. And in a twist straight out of next winter's big Christmas romcom, he can't change the name on any of the tickets, so anyone using them would have to have a Canadian passport and the same name as his ex. He's not asking potential Lizes to stay with him, or even sightsee together, although he "will buy the first round of vino at JFK upon departure." Traveling Gallaghers would merely be following the same itinerary--the only place they'd be guaranteed to see Axani would be on flights between destinations.

I wonder why his spoiled-ass ex dumped him?

 

[Desdinova]

I dated a Rachelle right after a Rachel. Fvck did she ever get mad when I got her name mixed up with my previous lover

 

[VladPatton]

That mofo couldn't keep that b!tch even with a world trip as incentive! Dayamn, son!

 

[Married Buried]

What a damned loser. His ex is out riding c0cks and he is sitting around trying to find a woman with the same name.

 

[logicallefty]

The very first female girlie parts I ever saw in my life were on a girl named Jennifer. She was my dad's friend's daughter and we were both 5 years old at the time, with me being older by just 2 days. Little Lefty liked what he saw on little Jennifer. And to this day at 40 years old I still have a fetish for women named Jennifer that are close in age as me. The name in of itself gives me a woodie. Ironically, I have only b@nged one Jennifer as an adult.