"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Man of Steel, worst movie of 2013?

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So I'm listening to the local radio the other day and they were reviewing the worst movies of 2013. They hand the reviewing over to some woman, who I now believe is a feminazi. Among her list of "worst movies of 2013" was "Man of Steel". I then picked up the movie out of curiosity and it's a damned good movie from beginning to end. It might not be the best movie ever, but worst movie of 2013? Give me a break.

A white man saving the world must be a horror show to the feminazis, so she had to throw it in the list. Worse movie of 2013 really? I am going to file a complaint.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She stupid, man of steel is one of the top 3 best comic book movies ever made.
 

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I don't even like Superman yet thought Man Of Steel was one of the best superhero movies ever. Maybe she was a Christian and got pissed over all the Superman=Jesus imagery..
 

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Malice said:
So I'm listening to the local radio the other day and they were reviewing the worst movies of 2013. They hand the reviewing over to some woman, who I now believe is a feminazi. Among her list of "worst movies of 2013" was "Man of Steel". I then picked up the movie out of curiosity and it's a damned good movie from beginning to end. It might not be the best movie ever, but worst movie of 2013? Give me a break.

A white man saving the world must be a horror show to the feminazis, so she had to throw it in the list. Worse movie of 2013 really? I am going to file a complaint.
I thought it was rather poor of script. But it was a good set up for Justice League. Which a lot of people would like made but there is not the right amount of actors to fill up the role. If it does get made be prepared for Ben Affleck.
 

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I though it was pretty bad, especially the last 30 minutes of mindless repetitive action.
Agreed, another failed attempt to reboot Superman.

I'm curious to see Batman vs. Superman though.
You have to think most people will be rooting for Batman to put him in its place. Not only has Batman had better movies, but he has the underdog thing going for him.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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One of my favourite movies of 2013
 

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zekko said:
Agreed, another failed attempt to reboot Superman.

I'm curious to see Batman vs. Superman though.
You have to think most people will be rooting for Batman to put him in its place. Not only has Batman had better movies, but he has the underdog thing going for him.
Superman is unrealistic in that he has the powers of like 10000 men rolled into one, with only one weakness which he can even overcome. Batman is also unrealistic because it makes it seem like his smarts and preparation can somehow defeat aliens, gods, unrealistically smart enemies who have been perfecting their plan for decades or centuries.

Of course I don't mind, because superheroes are supposed to be caricatures of men. But when I hear Batman fanboys cheer him on and then talk about how Supes is so unrealistic I laugh. Batman is the same thing, but in the opposite direction. That's why you always get Superman and Batman crossover movies, they are the foils of each other.
 

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Superman is unrealistic in that he has the powers of like 10000 men rolled into one, with only one weakness which he can even overcome. Batman is also unrealistic because it makes it seem like his smarts and preparation can somehow defeat aliens, gods, unrealistically smart enemies who have been perfecting their plan for decades or centuries.

Of course I don't mind, because superheroes are supposed to be caricatures of men. But when I hear Batman fanboys cheer him on and then talk about how Supes is so unrealistic I laugh. Batman is the same thing, but in the opposite direction. That's why you always get Superman and Batman crossover movies, they are the foils of each other.
Superman also looses to magic, like pretty badly actually.

Batman is a walking utility belt.
 

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Which version of superman?

How about this superman, who is the normal superman, but in the far future but has developed the powers of a god, reality altering, time travel, mind control?

http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/36671/gold_superman_prime.jpg

Yes he is canon.
Any version actually. Its usually a glass cannon fight though.

Like Doctor Strange(I know he's marvel) can easily beat superman if superman doesn't detect him. If he can get off one spell superman is done, but if strange is seen then Superman's speed will win the fight.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The only thing that disappointed me in the movie is where is the green rock... where the hell is the kryptonite?? How could they just forget about the kryptonite.

Also how could Batman ever beat Superman? Batman doesn't have super strength, he would get killed.
 

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I personally loved Superman movie from this year. Far superior to the other superman movies that I have seen.

Probably the best action scenes of any super hero movie, while the script wasn't perfect. I thought it was better then average.

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Batman is known for carrying kryptonite around in his utility belt.

Is it true that there was no kryptonite in Man of Steel (I really don't remember - forgettable movie)? If so, maybe they will have Batman be the guy to figure out his weakness in the next one.
 

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Malice said:
The only thing that disappointed me in the movie is where is the green rock... where the hell is the kryptonite?? How could they just forget about the kryptonite.

Also how could Batman ever beat Superman? Batman doesn't have super strength, he would get killed.

Batman always use his brain to beat superman.
 

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samspade said:
That was one thing I liked about it. Screenwriters always seem to go back to Kryptonite because it's the one thing that weakens Superman. It gets a little old. Anyway in MoS it was unnecessary because Zod et.al. shared the same powers and weaknesses. Unfortunately it just became another rock em sock em destroy NYC (Metropolis) fight at the end. I think superhero movies have peaked creatively but as long as they keep making money....

Not sure how familiar you guys are with the old comics, but I always felt that the best villain for a Superman movie would be the Parasite. As the name implies he siphons powers and energy from other organisms including Superman. He was also kind of scary-looking.
What you think that you are going to get:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Parasitesuperman.PNG

What you actually get after hollywood works on it:
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000073821/polls_VampBear_2822_208739_answer_6_xlarge.gif

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Im surprised Pacific Rim didnt get more of a backlash dude. How dare they portray an Asian woman under the command of a White male and end in romance!!! She doesn't at any time try to ursurp command or 'prove herself'. So far Pacific Rim is my movie of the year.

Not one female in command. Excellent and very realistic.
 

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LiveFreeX said:
Im surprised Pacific Rim didnt get more of a backlash dude. How dare they portray an Asian woman under the command of a White male and end in romance!!! She doesn't at any time try to ursurp command or 'prove herself'. So far Pacific Rim is my movie of the year.

Not one female in command. Excellent and very realistic.
Pacific Rim was good? I will pick it up from Redbox.
 
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