betterthandead
Senior Don Juan
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Man makes a mistake trying to propose to his girlfriend on the radio
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
BadsnakeUK
Don Juan
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Next track: Kanye West's Golddigga...
What's the odds this guy's going to turn up on this site one day when he's finally decided to man up and stop bottom-feeding on skanks?
What's the odds this guy's going to turn up on this site one day when he's finally decided to man up and stop bottom-feeding on skanks?
MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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Lol!
Actually, it shows some gumption on her part. She will not marry until her man has shown himself to be a good provisioner. She was probably not really a true girlfriend of her - but rather someone who was just hanging around while she was looking for the BBD.
Actually, it shows some gumption on her part. She will not marry until her man has shown himself to be a good provisioner. She was probably not really a true girlfriend of her - but rather someone who was just hanging around while she was looking for the BBD.
jophil28
Master Don Juan
Her way to speaking to him was loaded with entitlement and contempt. SHe regards him as some kind of "employee" who is in her life to fill her needs.MatureDJ said:
An AI baitch.
Welcome to SS Tony ( we are here to help when you do finally get around to dumping that Kamp Kommandant that you currently want to marry )
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.