rgeere
Master Don Juan
For some reason I have had a lot of girls opening me lately ...
Just today I was sitting at a table alone in the cafeteria and this guy comes around I know from one of my classes and askes to sit down.
I let him, and we get into this discussion about the psychology class we have together, and I start to tell him about how school is nothing but a hugh scam to subjugate people into becomeing life long sheep [or AFCs according to this site] with the purpose of exploitation or to force people to legally pay out money for imaginary reasons.
Then this girl this guy knows pops out of the woodworks behind me, and says that the rest of his friends were sitting over at another table. He says that the table appears full and doesn't want to go sit over there. So, I say to the guy, "She seems to want you to sit over there ... I wouldn't be offended if you wanted to go sit over there."
Anyways, this guy stayed and started to seem interested in what I have to say, then asked me for my major and what I want to do when I get out of school. I replied by stating that I was double majoring in psychology and religion, and that it really is not going to matter what I graduate as because I am really only at school for the self-improvement value. Then, I go on to tell the guy that I am my own person and I intend to shape my own destiny in life by finding ways to make my own income.
Then, I start talking about how one of my optional goals was to become a lawyer and start my own law firm, mainly because I would be able to learn the system and how society functions, which in turn would make it easier for me to make money in the long-run legally.
Then, the girl who interrupted earlier comes and sits right next to me while I was talking and telling him about all of this stuff, and sort of looks at me out of the corner of her eye.
The, she opens:
Girl: Hey, what's you major?
Me: Ohh, I have several actually
Girl: Really? And those are?
Me: Just look at me and take a couple of wild guess!
Girl: Hmmm, cowboy? [in reference to my cowboy hat!
]
Me: Wow! How could you have ever guessed?
Me: That's right, I am majoring in cowboy.
Me: Which includes taking quality classes such as:
Me: Horse Wrangling
Me: Bull Riding
Me: Bonco Bucking
Me: and tobacco spitting
Me: Basically the core classes
*she got out a chuckle out of what I was saying, and was looking at me with a really interested look by this time.*
Me: But seriously, what major do you think I am?
Her: Buisness?
Me: Hmmm, why do you say that?
Her: Because every time I see you you look so serious
Her: you should lighten up and smile more!
Me: *to guy* Do I really look that serious all the time?
Guy: Yeah, you do actually ...
Me: Well how about that ...
*about this time I ask her what she majors in, and she goes on about the nursing program, and how she wants to get her 2 year degree. And I just nod and reaffirm that I am listening by commenting every once in a while. She wants to get to know more about me and opens again."
Girl: I have also seen you with glasses
Girl: and you arn't wearing them.
Girl: Do you have contacts on?
Me: Nope
Girl: And you can see without glasses?
Me: Yup
Girl: So you need them for reading?
Me: Sometimes
Girl: Hey, I have to go now ... My name is Pamela, what is yours?
Me: *says name*
The girl then holds out her hand, and I talk it into my hand with her palm facing down and we do a little handshake.
Me: Pamela, it was a pleasure meeting you ...
*She gets up and brushes her hand acrost my shoulder while she is leaving*
Girl: Ohhh, and I loved meeting you, and smile more often!
Later in the day I saw her in a school hallway, and she crossed my path like twice each time saying "Hi *name" while I was waiting to see a teacher; the last time after another girl walked by me and says "Hi *name*. Made me feel really good today!
Just today I was sitting at a table alone in the cafeteria and this guy comes around I know from one of my classes and askes to sit down.
I let him, and we get into this discussion about the psychology class we have together, and I start to tell him about how school is nothing but a hugh scam to subjugate people into becomeing life long sheep [or AFCs according to this site] with the purpose of exploitation or to force people to legally pay out money for imaginary reasons.
Then this girl this guy knows pops out of the woodworks behind me, and says that the rest of his friends were sitting over at another table. He says that the table appears full and doesn't want to go sit over there. So, I say to the guy, "She seems to want you to sit over there ... I wouldn't be offended if you wanted to go sit over there."
Anyways, this guy stayed and started to seem interested in what I have to say, then asked me for my major and what I want to do when I get out of school. I replied by stating that I was double majoring in psychology and religion, and that it really is not going to matter what I graduate as because I am really only at school for the self-improvement value. Then, I go on to tell the guy that I am my own person and I intend to shape my own destiny in life by finding ways to make my own income.
Then, I start talking about how one of my optional goals was to become a lawyer and start my own law firm, mainly because I would be able to learn the system and how society functions, which in turn would make it easier for me to make money in the long-run legally.
Then, the girl who interrupted earlier comes and sits right next to me while I was talking and telling him about all of this stuff, and sort of looks at me out of the corner of her eye.
The, she opens:
Girl: Hey, what's you major?
Me: Ohh, I have several actually
Girl: Really? And those are?
Me: Just look at me and take a couple of wild guess!
Girl: Hmmm, cowboy? [in reference to my cowboy hat!
Me: Wow! How could you have ever guessed?
Me: That's right, I am majoring in cowboy.
Me: Which includes taking quality classes such as:
Me: Horse Wrangling
Me: Bull Riding
Me: Bonco Bucking
Me: and tobacco spitting
Me: Basically the core classes
*she got out a chuckle out of what I was saying, and was looking at me with a really interested look by this time.*
Me: But seriously, what major do you think I am?
Her: Buisness?
Me: Hmmm, why do you say that?
Her: Because every time I see you you look so serious
Her: you should lighten up and smile more!
Me: *to guy* Do I really look that serious all the time?
Guy: Yeah, you do actually ...
Me: Well how about that ...
*about this time I ask her what she majors in, and she goes on about the nursing program, and how she wants to get her 2 year degree. And I just nod and reaffirm that I am listening by commenting every once in a while. She wants to get to know more about me and opens again."
Girl: I have also seen you with glasses
Girl: and you arn't wearing them.
Girl: Do you have contacts on?
Me: Nope
Girl: And you can see without glasses?
Me: Yup
Girl: So you need them for reading?
Me: Sometimes
Girl: Hey, I have to go now ... My name is Pamela, what is yours?
Me: *says name*
The girl then holds out her hand, and I talk it into my hand with her palm facing down and we do a little handshake.
Me: Pamela, it was a pleasure meeting you ...
*She gets up and brushes her hand acrost my shoulder while she is leaving*
Girl: Ohhh, and I loved meeting you, and smile more often!
Later in the day I saw her in a school hallway, and she crossed my path like twice each time saying "Hi *name" while I was waiting to see a teacher; the last time after another girl walked by me and says "Hi *name*. Made me feel really good today!
