"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Man has to share $15M lottery win with his EX-WIFE

logicallefty

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You hindered the ability of your ex-spouse to claim what should have per part of the community.
I got the check after I had already produced my financial disclosures to her lawyer. He could have done additional discovery on money I received after that. He didn’t cuz he was an idiot. If he had I would have disclosed it. Her loss. She shoulda hired a better lawyer. That’s how these things work.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dash Riprock

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Really? Under what statute? State or federal? Civil or criminal? I didn’t know you had a law background.
LL "loaned" his sister $4500 because she was short on cash and in immediate need. When the time came to pay LL back, she just made out the check to the auto dealer to simplify the process. The auto dealer doesn't care who the money comes from as long as they get it. Problem solved.

The End.
 

051AV

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Never get married simple as that women are usually 90% house keepers the guy gets kicked to the street. A friend of mine he’s a staunch religious guy used to preach marriage that’s not the case anymore after his wife was messing around
 
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