jeezes christ, I got in a fight today, he didn't stand a chance since I do MA as a hobby, but damn 
So I'm sitting with this girl, have no friggin clue she's there alone or not, but since we're sitting there, minding our own business we start talking, she was pretty and all that, but I wasn't going for a number, just flirting/convo practice. So suddenly I see a dude coming up to us. It was her boyfriend, I'm all relaxed, and just keep doing what I was doing before. The dude starts to go like 'You ain't cheating on me are you ?' Against his girlfriend, omg. So I decide to give it a rest, and he apparently understood I wasn't interested, at first sight. So I just mind MY OWN business. The girls asks me 'You can still speak to me you know ..' And I'm like 'Yeah sure, but haven't you noticed the whimp you're dating ? I could keep talking to you, but it's a known fact that you'll come home with me, and leave that insecure whimp right here' I said that AS A JOKE Any girl I know would just have laughed or something, so wtf huh, this one did too, but apparently that insecure ***** of hers heared what I said (like I cared), and he starts pushing me like a friggin maniac. Then I say like 'Dude stop ****ing pushing me' He goes totally maaaaad 'What ?? What ?? You think you stand a chance ??' I relax the **** out and I say 'yeah dude whatever, if I want to hit something i'll just punch my pillow this evening, relax' I turn around and walk away, I get hit on the back of my head , I turn around he throws another punch, I blocked it and gave him a nasty kick in his liver, he dropped like a sack of potatoes. I'm never gonne say what I learn on this board again lol =/ All I wanted to do was practice on the damn chiq :/
By the way, the thing I said to the chiq, let's say the insecure homo didn't hear it, you think it was a good line anyway ? I mean she was laughing, but I'm pretty sure without her noticing it she took it serious .. subconsciously ?
So I'm sitting with this girl, have no friggin clue she's there alone or not, but since we're sitting there, minding our own business we start talking, she was pretty and all that, but I wasn't going for a number, just flirting/convo practice. So suddenly I see a dude coming up to us. It was her boyfriend, I'm all relaxed, and just keep doing what I was doing before. The dude starts to go like 'You ain't cheating on me are you ?' Against his girlfriend, omg. So I decide to give it a rest, and he apparently understood I wasn't interested, at first sight. So I just mind MY OWN business. The girls asks me 'You can still speak to me you know ..' And I'm like 'Yeah sure, but haven't you noticed the whimp you're dating ? I could keep talking to you, but it's a known fact that you'll come home with me, and leave that insecure whimp right here' I said that AS A JOKE
Any girl I know would just have laughed or something, so wtf huh, this one did too, but apparently that insecure ***** of hers heared what I said (like I cared), and he starts pushing me like a friggin maniac. Then I say like 'Dude stop ****ing pushing me' He goes totally maaaaad 'What ?? What ?? You think you stand a chance ??' I relax the **** out and I say 'yeah dude whatever, if I want to hit something i'll just punch my pillow this evening, relax' I turn around and walk away, I get hit on the back of my head , I turn around he throws another punch, I blocked it and gave him a nasty kick in his liver, he dropped like a sack of potatoes. I'm never gonne say what I learn on this board again lol =/ All I wanted to do was practice on the damn chiq :/By the way, the thing I said to the chiq, let's say the insecure homo didn't hear it, you think it was a good line anyway ?
I mean she was laughing, but I'm pretty sure without her noticing it she took it serious .. subconsciously ? 
