Man Did my buddies mess me up just now!!

[Lost In Translation]

ok this is going to sound dumb but i got no idea what number i am LOL

i only wear adidas and nike so it like sizes

SMALL / MEDIUM / LARGE / EXTRA LARGE

thankyou for the offer but i will get some nice clothes in the near future

i am moving soon and i will have money. i figure i will just look at the people in the catalogues and just walk in and point to the picture and ask them to make me look like that lol.

but i wonder if i will be happy looking like everyone else. i guess at least it will stop security guards following me when i am in the supermarket LOL


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Blackstar]

well im 19 yrs old going on 20 and i kove my dark green 94 honda accord :cheer: i guess that aint too bad for my age...cant wait till i put them lamborgini doors on it and some rims, then all the strippers will be mine!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

LIT -- Oh!!!! Hold on - you are STILL living like this?????

STOP NOW as of this post!! The next hor you associate yourself with could give you AIDS and you'll regret it!!!

 

[Lost In Translation]

there are 2 different schools of pimpin' out a car in my mind

what men admire

what women admire

men admire power and useful gadjets

MOST women are ditzy about cars

you wanna pull pu$$y with a car

you gotta think like a bower bird

a bower bird attracts it's mate with PRETTY OBJECTS

women have no resistance to pretty useless crap on cars

******** car guide :

stickers make the car go faster

neon lights WOW PRETTY LIGHTS.... TWINKLING *dumb b*tches lol*

subwoofer makes their vagina get WET can you say 140db VIBRATOR !

chrome rims so they can look at themselves in the reflection

custom number plate DO YOU KNOW 2HOT4U ? HE IS MY FRIEND *her dealer lol* what about CMEFLY ? *her pimp*

do you know blah blah ? do you know blah blah ?

i tell chicks to shut the f*ck up when they start that lol. maybe i am getting old.

and lastly what pisses me most of about women and cars

CONVERTIBLES

every b*tch wants one

but they don't wanna muck up their hair

THEY ARE SO F*CKING STUPID

catch 22 ? is that a new hamburger at McDonalds ? ( where i take them for expensive dinners LOL )

so they buy a convertible and drive with the roof up ALL THE TIME

DUMB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH B*TCHES ARE DUMB !



Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Blackstar]

lol so true,

 

[MindOverMatter]

those are not your buddies, they are your coworkers and they played you pretty well.

next time you see them, act like it didn't phase you at all. they were obviously out to f*ck you over or have a joke at your expense, don't give them the satisfaction of letting them know they got to you.

secondly, how do you know he didn't know the girls? maybe they were his friends and he offered them a ride.

thirdly, when you see a gold mine, don't tell your friends about it, go in there, and take all the gold. the only time you should let them know about the gold mine is after it's empty, and you have more gold jewlery then Mr T. know what I mean?

 

[Lost In Translation]

Quote - PR_L
STOP NOW as of this post!! The next hor you associate yourself with could give you AIDS and you'll regret it!!!

i still chill on the streets with my friends BUT i would never touch a crack h0

i got my own legit b*tches on lock down if i need it.

what you call a wh0re i call a crack h0

i choose to use the expression " she's a crack h0 " when referring to wh0res on the street. just normal $luts.

my city is over-run with drugs and the b*tches eat pills ( X ) like smarties. so i call them crack h0es

i also use the term " fresh off the boat " to mean she hasn't been slutting around for long. i haven't seen her on the streets before or at parties. she hasn't slept with many people.

it was very funny when we met up with 3 chinese chicks who could barely speak english at a university. one of my friends works with them in a chinese restuarant. i said to my friend tk these chicks are " fresh off the boat for real " he laughed pretty hard


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by Lost In Translation
Quote - PR_L
....it was very funny when we met up with 3 chinese chicks who could barely speak english at a university. one of my friends works with them in a chinese restuarant. i said to my friend tk these chicks are " fresh off the boat for real " he laughed pretty hard


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

Dude, get new friends!!

They may be "fresh off the boat" but remember your streets in Australia may be paved with Gold compared to their prior existence -- they could have been horing since 10 years old and may be treacherous - don't assume!!

 

[Lost In Translation]

PR_L
Dude, get new friends!!

They may be "fresh off the boat" but remember your streets in Australia may be paved with Gold compared to their prior existence -- they could have been horing since 10 years old and may be treacherous - don't assume!!

ok i listed new friends as one of goals in my other post

i want to start going to church. get a nice girl who doesn't take drugs and wh0re for a LTR. get some normal clothes ( all my clothes are adidas or nike ). get a job. get some nice normal non gang related/ criminal friends. not sleep of a day and go out pimping all night.

I KNOW i need new friends. i 100% agree with you.

as for the " fresh off the boat " chicks. i got my own legit chicks.

i just run into and see and meet alot of bad b*tches on the streets cause i am still there.

i am moving soon so i will start a new life. i am trying 110% to better my life.

and with God's help i will achieve these goals

The Australian_Lover

Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“ Lost In Translation - you have been doing a good job yourself bringing enlightment, laughter, and constructive feedback to your fellow Don Juans in the SoSuave community, via insight, humor, and sound reasoning...but you can't use my sig because that is copyrighted “

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

I'm going to take on the persona of DJ Pvssy-Eater (the bastards probably eating some now)!!

"Legit chicks" - was does that mean? Don't worry about them! The question is, are YOU legit??

As in the words of "Hammer", are you too legit too quit ? Huh" Are you?

I don't think so!!

Why?

Because, a DJ never quits!!!

You dig me?? What?

You don't have a shovel? Buy one you cheap bastard and start digging!!!

Quit digging your grave and start digging yourself out of the hole that you are in from your prior weak mindset!!

Come on man, start seeking the truth – the truth will set you free!!! Dont be a slave, be free!!

Read my thread, The Truth, The End and it will heal you!!

You don’t want to be sick for the rest of your life, do you??

Why are you still reading THIS thread – go read MY thread!

You can do it Kid – you can do it – HEAL THYSELF!!!

 

[Lost In Translation]

PR_L you drinking soy sauce again ?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail69.html

and i thought you were funny on beer

some classic P-E :

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“ yeah kid, i hope you read my post on The Truth: The End, not because I just want you to read it, but it will answer a lot about yourself buddy! “

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“BOREDOM sneaks in like a pimple on prom night, and BAM, one day she does not call you “

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“ Just dont think by you opening a door, buying her catfish, or mowing her lawn that you are going to get puzzy “

i keep wondering where he got catfish from ?

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“ Most people have this assumption, that is everybody is saying it, that is must be true. And at times, I have felt like a total piece of ****, because guess, what....that is what EVERYBODY said I was.

So I did some research on myself, found myself, and I have discovered something, those people were all wrong. “

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“ If you are an AFC, you can go out with her more time than the Yankees have won the championship but you still aint gettin no, puzzy! “


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**