"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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man damn i messed up my life

ShizamDaMan

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In Ohio, street racing is a criminal offense and automatically results in 6 points on your license. When you accumulate 6 points, guess what happens? It's taken!!!

You should have thought of f*cking up when you raced that guy. Just be glad you're still alive.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dark Nimbus

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I got a $300 ticket I was in court for about a month ago. I had a perfect record but was caught doing 98kph in a 60kph zone. Went to that first attendance meeting **** and got it reduced from $300 to $100, and from 4 points to 3. It's still bullsh1t considering I've never been in an accident or got a ticket and I've been driving over 10 years now. If anything now I'm a worse driver, always looking in the rear view mirror and at possible undercover cop cars instead of watching the road like I used to. The cop that pulled me over was a total a$$hole, even though I was fully cooperative he still gave me the maximum ticket.
 

Ice Cold

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They're nuts. Criminal offence my ass.

Don't wear your NRA tshirt to court.
 

david90

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I raced a couple of time. Gotta look out for those unmark cop car.
 
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