Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Man caught Live on Radio Cheating. Very funny, folks.

amoka

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This Indian guy got caught live on the radio cheating on his wife. This is really funny. Beware when you receive random calls....:rockon:
click and enjoy :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
:woo: :woo:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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almost fake.....too good english....

....then again....it's possible....


"you don't use your mouth!" ha ha ha, now that's original.
 

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yeah, I thought it was fake when I first heard it but after hearing "...we are from India. And Idian girls don't use their mouth,...." i started to believe it.
 

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I don't know who the DJ was but he was annoying as fvck, he should sell cleaning products on late night infomercials. But once he shut up and let Raj dig himself into a hole I started cracking up. It inspires me to find a good American woman who's not always on a periodical for a nice Buddha call because she knows how to use her mouth. :p
 

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I don't know who the DJ was but he was annoying as fvck, he should sell cleaning products on late night infomercials. But once he shut up and let Raj dig himself into a hole I started cracking up. It inspires me to find a good American woman who's not always on a periodical for a nice Buddha call because she knows how to use her mouth. :p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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