"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Primo1

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I have this problem.
If i start slacking for 2 months or so i start getting man boobs.
my fat shows up on my stomach but on my chest too. Does anyone know any good anti man boob exercises.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Shiftkey

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You can't do spot treatment for losing fat. You're getting man boobs because of genetics. If you want to lose them you're going to have to lose the fat all around your body, so you might want to try DIESEL's cutting up plan or something similar. At the very least you need to start monitoring your diet and cutting back on carbs and fat.
 

Viroid

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try a topical cream like yohimburn. Some people claim that it works for spot reduction. It seems logical. I posted an article on "the science of topical fat loss" recently. do a search.

Also read up on flax seed oil. I read somewhere that it has anti-aromatase properties.

read up on nolvadex as well. an anti-estrogen that seems to act on receptors in breast tissue.
 

De La Soul

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It's a badly-kept secret.
I could be oh-so wrong, but from what I've heard, spot reducing doesn't work...

Anyone got any studies to dis/prove this?
 

Shiftkey

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I tried doing a search Viroid... :/

The search term you specified (fat) is under the minimum word length (4) and therefore will not be found. Please make this term longer.
I put the phrase in quotes and everything.

I always thought those creams were a scam. I'd like to see the facts that back up their claims.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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