Males... where? We're being castrated slowly.

[Mr. Latte]

Kevin, I'm cool with you. It was all in good fun. (By the way, the "Latte" refers to my last name, not any sort of coffee)

 

[FoxHound20]

Latte,

I figured it was in reference to the drink.. That clears up a few things then dude. hahah.

 

[MVPlaya]

Bless the Modern Metrosexual

As I'm sitting here read all the "macho" posts, I just want to laugh at every guy screaming feminism is the devil's work and the modern man will "die by 2010." Guys need to understand a few simple things:

#1) Feminism is what helps us get laid, in the 50's women couldn't dress sexy, couldn't go clubbing, couldn't have casual partners, etc. etc. etc. If it wasn't for feminists, we couldn't have as big of a market for players as we have today (or at least players would have to spit their game for months before getting some action).

#2) The "Rise of the Metrosexual" is not ending the modern man. If it does, good, coz that means there are plenty of fine women out there who I can get laid with.

Simply put, guys need some metrosexual and heterosexual. If you guys go out there DJing, do you do it in torn up clothing, dirty shirts and messed up hair? Even before the "metrosexual," men knew they could add some extra notches on their bedpost by dressing better. Simply put, there is nothing wrong with caring about your skin, shopping for clothes, or paying attention to what you wear. The problem starts when you take it TOO FAR.

I know guys who have just enough of the GQ look but have enough DJ in them to get laid. I also know guys who were born on the covers of GQ and have ZERO-GAME. A guy can go out, see what's fashionable and wear it; however, a guy should not start all this gay ass leg-shaving **** or start applying "Male Cosmetics." Men need to be men. What few men on the forum who replied seem to understand is that you can dress nice and be a man, plenty of metros seem to know this too; what you jsut can't do is be a girl.

For one, any DJ knows women can't give you **** and you should never get owned by your b!tch. But also, at the same time, the original author of this post gives sh_t to his friend for not wanting to cheat. I know plenty of players who are looking for "that one girl," but 'in the meantime," as long as they are getting half of what they are looking for in their conquest, they might as well enjoy it. Some day you are going to have to accept your age and grow up. What you guys need to realize is that if you never father your kids, then your a metrosexual. Go out and pimp all you want, but one day grow the balls ro raise kids and learn that caring for your partner is not wrong. I know plenty of you out there agree with me and that that "inner macho" is screaming a little to loudly for your brain to pick up the bull$h!t, but you guys need to get a grip. I'm not saying stop DJing, hell no! I do it all the time, but paying attention to yourself and your health is cool. Back to the example in question tho, if the girl aint no good and she got him so tame she killed his game and his future, thats something else and that needs to be fixed. But if she's right, let the man enjoy. RIght now, were all young guys enjoying the rockstar life, one day, well grow up and plenty of us will understand that we need to get some responsibility. If you want a high catch girl (hot + brains + character) you need to be hetero and metro, you need to dress nice, treat her nice, and be a man. You dress like sh!t, she won't notice you; you treat her like sh!t, she'll dump you; you let her treat you like sh!t, she'll find a real man. Always keep balance.

 

[k_hectic]

On another note, when I look back on the way that I was brought up, i'm ashamed to say that my mom was the most dominant in the family. She would lecture me on keeping my room 100% clean and tidy (ie. no socks on the floor, bed always made before 9:00am.). Even little things like wiping down the sink area so that no water is left, or making sure that I squat when i take a piss (grade 1-6, then i stopped), and not talking to strangers, have all led to my previous ***** ass behaviour/mentality. I'll admit straight up.... that before I discovered this site, i was a complete PUSH OVER. A genuine nice guy who never said no, who was very indecisive, who was nervous around opposite sex, and who would wait for girls to approach. God.. that was truly sad... I wish I could help others like myself, but then i'd be giving away our secret.

Same here. I feel bad for my dad

 

[Silquee Smoove]

Originally posted by Mr. Latte

6:20 pm
Proper hygeine is for fairies.
Maybe I'm the only one here who reads the newspaper (albeit mainly online), as most people my age are busy making up slang words that sound like medical names for genital warts, brewing designer drugs in their bathtubs, and putting coffee can sized mufflers on their economy cars in order to achieve a powerful farting noise, but has anyone else noticed all the articles on "metrosexuals" lately?

Later that night, as I was in the shower, it hit me...I'm practically gay. I place my dirty clothes in the laundry basket when I'm done wearing them, and select clean ones from the closet. I use toothpaste AND mouthwash. For goodness sakes, I wear DEODORANT! It's only a matter of time...one day, you're borderline sissy, innocently using girly two-ply toilet paper, and the next, you're introducing your parents to Bruce, your new "male companion", and sleeping outside of the Ticketmaster® for Cher tickets. I wasn't about to sit idly by and sissify myself any longer! I decided to go on a witchhunt of sorts, and throw out all the gay influences in my house. When I was done, I had a garbage bag filled with the tools of the homosexual, including matching sheets and pillowcases, dental floss, hairbrushes not purchased from gas stations, and for good measure, all my mother's makeup and high heels. I took to wearing acid washed jeans and hockey jerseys, and washing them by wearing them in the shower. I requested that the newspaper boy deliver only the sports sections, which I read in the bathroom, and then promptly use in place of toilet paper...a man shouldn't use that coddly sissy crap, after all. The more blood on the paper, the more of a lumberjack you are. My mullet has grown almost to my shoulder blades, and my nosehair blends smoothly into my manly Bert Reynoldsesque moustache. I'm missing a pinky finger from an accident that occoured while I was soldering a burrito holder into my camaro, and almost punked out and went to the hospital, with all the other fairies. In the end, the guys had it bronzed, and I wear it proudly around my neck, as a war trophy....FOR I AM MAN, HEAR ME ROAR.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright-Simon & Garfunkel-Bridge Over Troubled Water

Funny post and oh so true, Mr. Latte...the coffee man! J/K

Well, in the past year, I've showered less and less to the point that my @$$ smelt good compared to the rest of my body and also, I haven't been using toilet paper but newspaper (mainly because I didn't have the money to buy T.P. though).

As for sh!tting blood well that's bad and I'm sure it's happened to anyone who strains too hard (including myself).

The nose hair part I still do (trim and shave) because it starts to prick my skin and that just damn right annoys me. Moustaches are like half a beard, I'd get rid of it. Be rugged and grow light stubble.

A mullet?!? Man, cut it off and just get a crew cut there's nothing wrong with shoulder length hair, but a nice "military look" is considered manly as well.

 

[Blaaaaat]

Originally posted by Mr. Latte


Apparently some "men" aren't manly enough to stand up to the crowd. IMO, if you don't get your eyebrows waxed because you disagree with it, more power to you. But this "it's for sissies" garbage is nothing more than a bunch of chumps too insecure to let "the guys" know that they have their own opinions.

They are too insecure!?!?! They don't need eyebrow waxes (hahahahahahahaha!!!!), 400$ shoes, expensive suites, facials, etc. to feel comfortable, but yet you call them insecure?!?

They don't need to go along with the newest media hype because they are already pleased with who they are, they don't need to groom up for getting out there, they don't need a mask to hide there insecurity, they walk up to woman with who they are.

pffff, waxing your eyebrows brother (or should i say sister) because you are not happy with your looks is the greates act of insecurity there is, your placing your selfworth on your looks instead on who you are (or what you do). This 100% feminism.

Looks are purely improved to get approval from others, beacuase they are the ones that "look". 400$ because they are stylish, hahaha!!!! This is reflecting your insecurity, but I admit, it's a good way to hide it. But it will fade away as you get older, and your insecurity will come above eventually.

 

[FoxHound20]

**** man,

If you wanna look good, confidence is your best bet. Good body posture is always a big asset. You don't need to wear expensive clothing and jewelery to look good. Waxing your eyebrows, i'm still against this.

 

[Eulogy]

Hey guys!

Sorry to bring this old topic back up!

If you could refer to this thread of mine -->
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=70811

You'd see that I'll be doing an Oral presentation on this soon in front of the whole class. I was very interested in reading the first article "a feminists view" but the link is down!

Anyway, if anyone has any time to devote to giving me a lil help on formulating this presentation I'd really appreciate. I can't go all out and diss feminisation because
a) There are chicks in my class
b) my teacher is a sensitive man that teaches boys and girls how to love each other

I'll need to at least back it up with some statistics. I'd apprecaite any help!

 

[undesputable]

the fact that many men are becoming metrosexuals and worry a lot, almost like a woman, about their looks, does worry some people but I really dont give a **** about them. They can go ahead waxing their legs, getting manicures and pedicures wearing 1000 products on their hair and buying the most expensive clothes and their manbags. As long as they like other women is all fine. The real problem is when they become straight up gay, which is becoming more and more usual these days. I dont have anything against a couple of gays, but when i come across a new gay person almost every day, thats when it goes wrong.

 

[00Kevin]

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[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Eulogy
Hey guys!

Sorry to bring this old topic back up!

If you could refer to this thread of mine -->
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=70811

You'd see that I'll be doing an Oral presentation on this soon in front of the whole class. I was very interested in reading the first article "a feminists view" but the link is down!

Anyway, if anyone has any time to devote to giving me a lil help on formulating this presentation I'd really appreciate. I can't go all out and diss feminisation because
a) There are chicks in my class
b) my teacher is a sensitive man that teaches boys and girls how to love each other

I'll need to at least back it up with some statistics. I'd apprecaite any help!

go here and read all the anti feminist stuff

nomarriage.com

 

[Mojo604]

My favourite boxer right now (and one of my role models) is Miguel Cotto - a proffesional boxer. Hes undefeated and is a hell of a fighter. Hes married with kids and if you have ever heard him speak, or read interviews online- you can tell this is a REAL man. His voice is as manly as they come. Yes, during fights, when the camera goes to his corner, its easy to see that he gets his eyebrows waxed to have a certain shape. (in fact, many fighters have it done) http://www.miguelcotto.com/ thats his website..thought i'd put it up.

thats just an example of the whole eye-brow waxing thing...

The small things shouldnt matter much...its just a sign of the times... BUT when these little things CHANGE the demeanor of a male and effeminate the mind, thats when I think its wrong...