Male Sterilization and YOU!

Aboleo · Dec 8, 2007

I'm not going to cut my balls off. I'm not going to slice off my d!ck, either. I'm thinking of getting a vasectomy... are you retarded?

http://www.vasectomy.com/

Mr. Wolf · Dec 8, 2007

Whatever rocks your world boy..

Aboleo · Dec 8, 2007

Perhaps I should reproduce after all... I'd hate to see a world full of your offspring, dude.

: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqa4LpdtOD8&feature=related

SmoothTalker · Dec 9, 2007

Someone had to... http://www.cartoonfeed.com/videos/Family_Guy/Family_Guy_-_Vasectomy_Song

KarmaSutra · Dec 9, 2007

Desdinova said:
You're 24 and you have no kids. I'd suggest to have at least one before you get yourself cut.

Why so we can have another discombobulated little bitter bastard running around hating women for his woes?

Get the vasectomy and smile like there's no tomorrow. Look at the bright side, you'll never be on the wrong end of a Maury paternity test.

Mr. Wolf · Dec 9, 2007

Someone in here is pissed, sad, or both. How you feeling today Abeleo? You're better? Keep your chin up buddy, don't let a long distance girl make you emotional.

Francisco d'Anconia · Dec 9, 2007

Mr. Wolf said:
Don't waste your money, people like you get extinct eventually. :kick:

That was harsh but I understand what you are saying. It's the difference between how certain people want to be remembered; either by doing something personally to make their mark or by leaving a legacy in hopes that they will make a mark for them.

DJDamage · Dec 9, 2007

I would never get one.

Shooting blanks cannot be good for a man both mentally and physically.

Francisco d'Anconia · Dec 9, 2007

DJDamage said:
I would never get one.

Shooting blanks cannot be good for a man both mentally and physically.

Someone is dragging their feet with producing alternative male birth control methods.

Aboleo · Dec 9, 2007

Mr. Wolf said:
Someone in here is pissed, sad, or both. How you feeling today Abeleo? You're better?

I'm pissed off, a little sad and very bitter... but not at you. And to repeat myself, I don't think there is any "getting better" or "getting over it". It isn't limited to my own past experiences, either... it's everywhere I look now days. You might say that I have become rather jaded with society at large.

Funny cartoon, by the way. I love 'Family Guy'.:yes:

dietzcoi · Dec 25, 2007

My vasectomey is the best thing I ever did, but I already had three kids by then...

If I had not had done it I can think of at least two women I have been with in the past 5 years who would have gotten "accidentally " pregnant for sure...

You know these women are out there, I hope!

24 seems too young to do it but if you are SURE you don't want kids, DO IT.

Otherwise you WILL wind up with an unwanted child.. the next Omaha mall shooter maybe...

Dietzcoi

bigjohnson · Dec 26, 2007

Store a bunch of your little buddies in a bank or two and get it snipped. Love is never having to wonder if the brat is yours. :crackup:

LostAndConfused · Dec 26, 2007

Wasn't there some article/story/movie scene where a woman tried to screw a man over by saying that he got her pregnant, but he kept delaying her until the last second, waiting until their trial and acting all scared and sh1t, to show her that he got a vasectomy, and he counter-sued her and her life got ruined because of it?

Haha, it was hilarious when I read it, anyone still got that?

Aboleo · Jan 7, 2008

LostAndConfused said:
Haha, it was hilarious when I read it, anyone still got that?

I seem to remember reading something like that published in Playboy magazine a while back... but I always pay more attention to the pictures for some reason.

Funny ****.

I havn't done it yet, but I think I should. Even my friend the Priest said that I shouldn't go through with it, and pointed to the book of Leviticus. I pointed him in the direction of first Corinthians seven-eight. He said "true" and suggested maybe I should become an ordained priest instead. As if.

I like the pu$$y.

Relationships have always let me down in the past. I love women, I really do... but being owned by them!?-- Thank you, but **** that. I'll pass.

Looking back now I think that I was luckly unlucky.

dietzcoi · Jan 7, 2008

Yeah, be glad you escaped!

So many of these guys here don't, or won't believe, that there are many women out there who want to deliberately "accidentally" become pregnant.

Amazing that with all the information that is now available to people through the internet, girls still get "accidentally" pregnant.

THe triumpf of instinct over knowledge?

Dietzcoi

Obsidian · Jan 7, 2008

Aboleo · Jan 8, 2008

Obsidian said:
Have you read Anti-Dump's Machine yet?

I read some of his stuff several years back, yes. It is funny, because I knew alot of this stuff, but it didn't really keep me from making stupid mistakes when I should have known better. I knew the theory, but when the moment came about 90% of it went right out the window. The remaining 10% insured that I would attract one kind of woman- the wrong kind. Now that I am older, and have some ugly experiences under my belt, I'm a lot better at doing this naturally. I'm an *******. I'm a lovable *******, but I'm an ******* none the less.

I am very conflicted, however, because I am now in a relationship with a girl who really is a saint. I've been with her for about a year and things have been very smooth throughout the relationship. I care for her, and I don't want to hurt her... but the truth is that I am not in love with her. For all logic and reason, I should be. We have great conversations together, we have compatible taste and very similar philosophical ideals. She is very well educated (masters degree in english literature), and she is a tall (5'10"), vivacious redhead with a sharp wit and a compassionate heart. The sex is satisfying, although not quite as 'hot' or 'dirty' as I have had in the past. She is a 'nice' girl, after all, which is fine. This is everything that I've ever wanted or expected in a woman and more. The problem is the timing.

After everything that I have been through, I havn't had enough time to myself to really work on the things that I want to work on- namly me. I don't want to have to spend all of my time and resources on providing for a female. I am not ready to settle down and have a family. Maybe this is my age talking and maybe I am being a selfish ****, but it does not change what is in my heart. I believe that I still have alot to see and do while my feet can still carry me. I was almost traped once (twice, actually) and I managed out of it by dumb luck and the good mercy of god almighty. How many more chances have I got left to live my life? MY life-- not the hopeful expectations of someone elses' delusions of how I should be for their sake.

This is why I said that my greatest desire was to humble myself. At this point in my life I would be perfectly happy living in a mud hut in the mountians, practicing martial arts and living a life of quiet solitude. Sometimes I actually think it would be great to simply 'walk the Earth' like cain from Kung Fu. To be free from all the vanity of the modern world. To be pure, humble... alone. However, maybe this, too, is vanity as well.

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