"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Diaoz

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ok, so the thing is, human are selfish and guys wants girls. So most people wouldn't help you get a girl by sacrificing themselves, like talking to her ugly friends, advicing you on how to get a hotie. Well, so how do I actually make my friends my wingman then? And where's a good place to meet potential wingmen? Thks. Oh, and don't tell me the bar, cause I'm 15.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Crank_It_Up

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the best wingman can always be found in your bathroom mirror... look there.
 
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Ive always had wingmen . The best way to find them in highschool is . befriend the guys who are ok look decent you know the ones that if you went somewhere that people didnt know them theye might get a girl ! And just be the dominant male .Make them look up to you. Always !Always tell them how you do things what you would do and things you have done .Especially women ! manipulate them as if theye were women. then you will always have a good wingman. i was in school i liked to fight so i took care of the ones who were bullied . those are the best.save one of them from being beat to hell and theye will do your bidding. and one more thing always have 2 wingmen the pritty girl always needs to ugly friends one fat and one ugly so you need 2 wingmen
 
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yeah I generally end up dominating and they end up getting piss after awhile, lol...espcially if I end up getting the babes.
 
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