"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Making me HARD!

Sherlock-Holmes

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I went to college this morning, and i met my old friend (Jinny). She was wearing a short skirt and tight shirt. We used to go out with a bunch of other friends, but somehow she's treating me differently today.

We took the same train to the city. Usually we'll both keep quiet till we alight at our own stops. But today, she made me mad!

The train was squeezy and it was an hour's ride. She was so near to me that i could bite her! She was facing me, and her chest was totally glued to mine. She looked at me, blushed, and we both laughed.

After half an hour, she turned, her back facing me. It was still sqeezy, so we stuck close to one another. I somehow feel that she knows i'm hard. It was like, my thing was rubbing her from the training's vibration. I couldn't help it!

I started to hold her hips, and pretended to lose balance. In the mean time, i was pushing my thing nearer to her a$$. I was so horny that i didn't think about our friendship! I just wanted to fvck her.

Then, the best part came! She puts her hand on my thing, and left it there. I felt that i was dreaming. I put my hands slightly under her boobs, noticing my surroundings. She blushes!

We alighted at the same stop, and went to the toilet together. She didn't want to go to the male's toilet, so i went in the female one. SHE WAS CRAZY. She took off her bra and undies, and asked me to take off mine. I was expecting to have sex for the first time. But, she started to put her clothes back on (underwear in her bag), and asked me to follow. Very disappointing! :(

It was weird walking around without underwear, and i could totally see her tits throught her pink shirt. We walked around the mall for around 15 minutes, then she pulled my hand and wanted to watch a movie. I cancelled the appointment with my friends, and went to catch a movie with her. When the movie started, she unzipped me and ask me to take off my pants! IN THE CINEMA!

I was so reluctant, yet too horny to reject her. We were sitting at the last seat, so no one could see us (the only reason why i dared to take off my pants). When my pants were off, she was like "Wow." The best part was, she started to take her shirt and skirt off as well. She was totally nude, using only her bag to cover herself. And it was quite a large bag. =/ I pulled her bag and hands away, and started to pull her nearer to me, my thing toughing her upper thigh. Her cold hands grabbed it and she said: "It's my first time".

She then crawled above me, and we started to fvck. I could see the movie, the people in front of us, and her body go up and down, and it was cold. Seriously!

Her boobs were rubbing on my chest, and it was the only warm thing! I just had to grab it. :p She gave a soft groan before she had an orgasm, but I haven't cummed yet, so i kissed her and said: "A while more". She gave me that shy look, but hugged me tightly and continued what she was doing. She said she was very tired, so i used my hands to push her deeper into me. She started to make so much sound, that i had to kiss her to make her quiet.

After i cummed, and she was done, we both sit nude for like half an hour, hugging each other. The seats were comfy. :D She was very warm. And her boobs are like. . . just the right size, neither too big (kinda gross) nor too small (not squeeze-able). I didn't know why, but i just like touching her inner thigh.

My very first sex. =D

After that, we wore back our underwear and i brought her home. That's all for the day!

Do you guys think she's just flirting or seriously likes me?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Sherlock-Holmes

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Joking?

Why would i be joking?!

I want to be with her. :(

I'm not mad with her.
 

search1ng

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I can't tell if this is a troll or not...

If this is a serious post i don't see how she wouldn't be into you after this.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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eaglez1177

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camdry90 said:
this is bullsh*t, a virgin wouldn't fvck in a theatre if it was her first time.
Lol ya I agree, but nonetheless it was definitely a funny story to read lol
 

faiNt`

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Troll, but I did laugh out loud .. so kudos to you :up:
 

Night Owl

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Nice story, made me smile....
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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YogurtSlinger

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How many of you losers are at home spanking your monkey after reading this?
 
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