"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I was with a couple of friends out to go bowling and one of them brings a friend of hers who is pretty hot. I start flirting with her from the getgo. I was getting a lot of IOI's so I asked her "Do you want to make a bet on the game?" I was down by 20 and it was halfway through the game, except I am a pretty good bowler. I tell her, "If I win, you hook up with me." She's like "okkk, but if I win you kiss Joe." I'm like "No way, but instead i'll walk around here in just my boxers." I came back and the game ended in a tie. A couple days later I saw her again at a party and she says "Do you want to make another bet?" 10 minutes later we were hooking up in the bathroom.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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