Making a woman laugh seems obvioulsy a mske or break so how?

[thelonewolflegend]

Im gonna call her but i need help on making her laugh because kissing her ass isnt helping so pointers on how soo she goes out with me?

 

[bigneil]

Girls laugh because they feel attraction, they don't feel attraction because they laugh.

 

[thelonewolflegend]

Lol im working on it how do you invoke emotion

 

[Serenity]

There's a billion ways to do that, except being predictable. Do something unexpected, say something shocking (be sure to not appear serious) or do or say anything you know will annoy her on purpose. You might have to break some minor social norms, but it's incredible how much people just let it slide.

 

[bigneil]

People in my opinion are constantly looking for something SACRED...Think about this every time you watch a tv commercial.

Subtitled: Why I don't watch TV. There is nothing more vile than commercials. They try to hijack your most precious memories and attach it to their product, and nobody is more shameless about ramming multiculturalism down our throats. As if a Chinese girl, Indian man and lesbian from Tryskakistan would not only hang out together, but somehow all be laughing so hard they show their teeth! As Seinfeld said "What is this, the Census?"

 

[Suspens]

Girls laugh because they feel attraction, they don't feel attraction because they laugh.

 

[Peña]

Im gonna call her but i need help on making her laugh because kissing her ass isnt helping so pointers on how soo she goes out with me?

Have a good personality when you are talking. Do not be boring. Say interesting things with a hint of sarcasm and teasing her always makes her feel more comfortable. A girl will laugh at the most dumbest of your jokes if she likes you.

Girls laugh because they feel attraction, they don't feel attraction because they laugh.

Ok. :crackup:

Subtitled: Why I don't watch TV. There is nothing more vile than commercials. They try to hijack your most precious memories and attach it to their product, and nobody is more shameless about ramming multiculturalism down our throats. As if a Chinese girl, Indian man and lesbian from Tryskakistan would not only hang out together, but somehow all be laughing so hard they show their teeth! As Seinfeld said "What is this, the Census?"

Your comment has nothing to go with making a girl laugh. You are attacking people and society. Nothing is wrong with multiculturalism since we are made up of all different cultures. They all should be included and represented. How do you know who hangs out together after work?

 

[Obsidian]

Girls laugh because they feel attraction, they don't feel attraction because they laugh.

Yeah. This is mostly true.

 

[thelonewolflegend]

ok the point is i need to be unique

what do i bring to the table that makes me unique to a girl??

Besides me been a rapper and a real estate agent? and my friend making podcast

what or how can i impress her i dont want to do that feel like trying hard?

Please help!

 

[thelonewolflegend]

Have a good personality when you are talking. Do not be boring. Say interesting things with a hint of sarcasm and teasing her always makes her feel more comfortable. A girl will laugh at the most dumbest of your jokes if she likes you.

Okay well how do I tell myself and mind to do that!?? Im just in the moment I have no idea what I am supposed to do I just think ask questions let her talk about herself I mean what do I do here to win!??? i kinda get witty and sarcasm but how do i input that in my brain and know what to say when she is responding to my question etc??????????? I dont want to be fake and write a ****ing script and be bull**** because i dont feel like thats me you know???

sorry im going through alot of weird **** in my head trying to deceiper my probs.

 

[guru1000]

what do i bring to the table that makes me unique to a girl??

Besides me been a rapper and a real estate agent? and my friend making podcast

what or how can i impress her i dont want to do that feel like trying hard?

Please help!

Why do you have to be unique to HER? Why do you have to impress HER?

The focus should be how will she be unique to YOU; how will she impress YOU.

You have already lost this battle my friend. Pay attention to your internal dialogue to prognosticate how the date will end.

 

[Eljuego]

One word: Tension


Put a slight bit of tension into all of your encounters: Don't answer questions directly, wind up (see Joe Pesci clip), ballbust, be playful and have fun. Kid around.

What does a woman feel when she feels butterflies in the stomach? Essentially it's tension. Tension coming from anticipation and uncertainty.

If a woman starts asking you a string of questions and you answer them...'normally', there's no tension...and there's the danger of going into boring supplication mode...

When you don't answer directly....it creates something unfinished inside of her....tension....equals....wetness...

Somebody mentioned Joe Pesci in another thread (day game) and the clip is a good example of creating tension by "winding up"....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EJLoxdoI-Q

When the man has low interest level.....he does everything right.

 

[thelonewolflegend]

You are good enough. you don't have to be Jerry Seinfeld. Just first show how you are your own unique man and then give them your two most valuable assets, which are your time and attention.

HE SaiD THAT see show her your UNIQUE u think she JUSt WAnTs GUY says hey HOW aRe YOu?????????

 

[guru1000]

Lone, strive to be more coherent, as if you come across this way in real life, you will be misunderstood often.

Your focus in being unique is for YOU, not for her. You strive to improve in life, for YOU, not for her. Analyze your internal dialogue to understand which party you are striving to please or tend to.

Eljuego and Espi gave you good advice. I'll give you one date tip while we are on the subject. While you are sitting down with her, there will come a point where there is silence. Do Not break this silence. Look her straight in the eye and say nothing. She will have to break the silence. Unspoken language is powerful when employed correctly. You will show her that you are not tending to her; that the onus is on her, not you. Frankly, you don't give a fxck.

 

[thelonewolflegend]

cool i hope i get on date with her ok what happend was i went up to her after show and we sat down together and talked about it and i said gotta go (it was a bit rushed i felt) i said want to get a drink sometime she said i dont know..... maybe i said ok well put your number in my phone see where it goes.

so I know I feel I wasnt fully a man i did good but not great i kinda maybe was a little nervous I looked hot lol but I did approach and got number barely. So I need to know how can I get her to want to go out with me though when I call her? I was just gonna ask about her wrestling page she has and try to flirt with her??

 

[3agle 3yes]

I'm pretty sure OP is a troll so no response from me.

Girls laugh because they feel attraction, they don't feel attraction because they laugh.

Actually, I believe both cases are the same.

The distinction here is, is she laughing at you because you're behaving like a clown or is she laughing in an attempt to break tension?

I will confess in all my experiences with women, rather than evoking emotions in them, I've always had the most success by building tension.

AFAIK most guys attempt to make women laugh so women can like them more, this is a MISTAKE.

Because the reality is women ALWAYS feel attraction for men who have higher status than them. And they laugh not because a man is funny (in fact laughter RARELY has anything to do with finding things funny but serves as a social function, for example, notice how people tend to laugh at funny moments of a film when they're surrounded by people and laugh less when they're alone), but rather because they want your approval.

True female attraction occurs when you are able to make a woman laugh when you are making fun of her, not making her laugh by trying to be funny in general.

You must be constantly lowering her position (or status) by the jokes you make (i.e. building up tension) and getting her to laugh as means to break the tension, it's also very important that you DON'T lose your composure and apologise for your remarks or laugh yourself...only SHE should be laughing.

 

[thelonewolflegend]

can i get examples like on juliens pimp

 

[bigneil]

If a woman is attracted to a man, she will laugh at knock-knock jokes. If she's not attracted, he can be George Carlin and get crickets. You can't create attraction from trying to make her laugh.

Ok. :crackup:

I rest my case that Pena is a woman who is attracted to me.

Nothing is wrong with multiculturalism since we are made up of all different cultures. They all should be included and represented. How do you know who hangs out together after work?

I know who hangs out after work because I have a job, Pena. Are you willing to tell us how much you make an hour? Didn't think so. For the record, I'm one of the 45% of Americans who receives ZERO welfare in ANY form.

Everything is wrong with multiculturalism when white people are forced to pay 25% of Mexico to go on welfare. Schools in California have 5 pages of Martinez now. All white countries in the world are being systematically destroyed by multiculturalism. Take your blinders off Pena, and pay for your own kids. I'm tired of carrying your sorry arses.

We used to have CULTURES - Mexican Cantinas and American Barbeques. A-holes like Pena have turned it into Taco Bell / KFC.

45 MILLION people are on food stamps. Once they shut their WIC cards off, these people will be cannibalizing the rest of us within days. See Ferguson and Baltimore for examples of what multiculturalism and the welfare state are turning us into. Black people used to have the strongest family bonds of anyone, even in slave times. Welfare destroyed that.

Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to date white people (note I keep your gender neutral) you'd understand. What's wrong with dating people from your own race? All women want men from their own culture. If we had TRUE multiculturalism, women would be just as likely to date from other races (something half the men here are trying to do). If that were the case, all cultures would merge into one. So as you can see, multiculturalism destroys all cultures, and Pena is the enemy of America.

Unless we want women who look like the computer generated redux of Aunt Jemima, we'd better start protecting the border.

"Here is how they destroyed their countries," Lamm said. "First, turn America into a bilingual or multi lingual and bicultural country. History shows that no nation can survive the tension, conflict and antagonism of two or more competing languages and cultures. It is a blessing for an individual to be bilingual; however, it is a curse for a society to be bilingual. The historical scholar Seymour Lipset put it this way, "The histories of bilingual and bicultural societies that do not assimilate are histories of turmoil, tension and tragedy. Canada, Belgium, Malaysia, Lebanon—all face crises of national existence in which minorities press for autonomy, if not independence. Pakistan and Cyprus have divided. Nigeria suppressed an ethnic rebellion. France faces difficulties with Basques, Bretons and Corsicans."

http://www.bluewaterteaparty.com/webapp/p/256/suicide-by-immigration

EDIT: Reference provided.

 

[Eljuego]

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche

If a woman is attracted to a man, she will laugh at knock-knock jokes. If she's not attracted, he can be George Carlin and get crickets. You can't create attraction from trying to make her laugh.


I rest my case that Pena is a woman who is attracted to me.



I know who hangs out after work because I have a job, Pena. Are you willing to tell us how much you make an hour? Didn't think so. For the record, I'm one of the 45% of Americans who receives ZERO welfare in ANY form.

Everything is wrong with multiculturalism when white people are forced to pay 25% of Mexico to go on welfare. Schools in California have 5 pages of Martinez now. All white countries in the world are being systematically destroyed by multiculturalism. Take your blinders off Pena, and pay for your own kids. I'm tired of carrying your sorry arses.

We used to have CULTURES - Mexican Cantinas and American Barbeques. A-holes like Pena have turned it into Taco Bell / KFC.

45 MILLION people are on food stamps. Once they shut their WIC cards off, these people will be cannibalizing the rest of us within days. See Ferguson and Baltimore for examples of what multiculturalism and the welfare state are turning us into. Black people used to have the strongest family bonds of anyone, even in slave times. Welfare destroyed that.

Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to date white people (note I keep your gender neutral) you'd understand. What's wrong with dating people from your own race? All women want men from their own culture. If we had TRUE multiculturalism, women would be just as likely to date from other races (something half the men here are trying to do). If that were the case, all cultures would merge into one. So as you can see, multiculturalism destroys all cultures, and Pena is the enemy of America.

Unless we want women who look like the computer generated redux of Aunt Jemima, we'd better start protecting the border.

"Here is how they destroyed their countries," Lamm said. "First, turn America into a bilingual or multi lingual and bicultural country. History shows that no nation can survive the tension, conflict and antagonism of two or more competing languages and cultures. It is a blessing for an individual to be bilingual; however, it is a curse for a society to be bilingual. The historical scholar Seymour Lipset put it this way, "The histories of bilingual and bicultural societies that do not assimilate are histories of turmoil, tension and tragedy. Canada, Belgium, Malaysia, Lebanon—all face crises of national existence in which minorities press for autonomy, if not independence. Pakistan and Cyprus have divided. Nigeria suppressed an ethnic rebellion. France faces difficulties with Basques, Bretons and Corsicans."

http://www.bluewaterteaparty.com/webapp/p/256/suicide-by-immigration

EDIT: Reference provided.

Let them eat cake, eh bigneil.

Anyway, what was the point of this thread before the redneck bigot hijacked it as a platform to spew his hatred? Oh yes, making a woman laugh make or break...

A point about the "make or break"....

I like to playfully provoke. Here's the beauty about slightly provoking women IMO......you not only stir emotions and create some tension, but maybe even more importantly....you get to see what she is made of...

I personally do not want to spend any of my time with a stuck up cow who has no sense of humour. So the make or break thing.....fvck her if she doesn't like it......

You have to break a few eggs in order to make an omelette. Like the poster 3agle 3yes said (the one who posted before the slack jawed yokel), you don't apologise if you "offend". Remember there is offence given and offence taken....

If it's your intention to be playful and not offend....and an uptight girl gets offended....that's her problem. Now you know what she is made of. Next her. You want a girl who is fun and has a good sense of humour.

 

[Peña]

If a woman is attracted to a man, she will laugh at knock-knock jokes. If she's not attracted, he can be George Carlin and get crickets. You can't create attraction from trying to make her laugh.


I rest my case that Pena is a woman who is attracted to me.



I know who hangs out after work because I have a job, Pena. Are you willing to tell us how much you make an hour? Didn't think so. For the record, I'm one of the 45% of Americans who receives ZERO welfare in ANY form.

Everything is wrong with multiculturalism when white people are forced to pay 25% of Mexico to go on welfare. Schools in California have 5 pages of Martinez now. All white countries in the world are being systematically destroyed by multiculturalism. Take your blinders off Pena, and pay for your own kids. I'm tired of carrying your sorry arses.

We used to have CULTURES - Mexican Cantinas and American Barbeques. A-holes like Pena have turned it into Taco Bell / KFC.

45 MILLION people are on food stamps. Once they shut their WIC cards off, these people will be cannibalizing the rest of us within days. See Ferguson and Baltimore for examples of what multiculturalism and the welfare state are turning us into. Black people used to have the strongest family bonds of anyone, even in slave times. Welfare destroyed that.

Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to date white people (note I keep your gender neutral) you'd understand. What's wrong with dating people from your own race? All women want men from their own culture. If we had TRUE multiculturalism, women would be just as likely to date from other races (something half the men here are trying to do). If that were the case, all cultures would merge into one. So as you can see, multiculturalism destroys all cultures, and Pena is the enemy of America.

Unless we want women who look like the computer generated redux of Aunt Jemima, we'd better start protecting the border.

"Here is how they destroyed their countries," Lamm said. "First, turn America into a bilingual or multi lingual and bicultural country. History shows that no nation can survive the tension, conflict and antagonism of two or more competing languages and cultures. It is a blessing for an individual to be bilingual; however, it is a curse for a society to be bilingual. The historical scholar Seymour Lipset put it this way, "The histories of bilingual and bicultural societies that do not assimilate are histories of turmoil, tension and tragedy. Canada, Belgium, Malaysia, Lebanon—all face crises of national existence in which minorities press for autonomy, if not independence. Pakistan and Cyprus have divided. Nigeria suppressed an ethnic rebellion. France faces difficulties with Basques, Bretons and Corsicans."

http://www.bluewaterteaparty.com/webapp/p/256/suicide-by-immigration

EDIT: Reference provided.

You are an angry MGTOW. You are an idiot of the forum calling me an enemy. I do NOT appreciate being caled an enemy. Moderators need to look at bigneils post for racism, hate, name calling, insults. No need for that here. Nothing wrong with different cultures being represented. This is NOT just a white country. It belongs to everybody that is here. FYI Taco Bell and KFC has been here since the 1960's and 70's.

Your post is off topic and has nothing to do with making a girl laugh. Something you probably do not know how to do. Your whole post is filled with racism and stereotypes. Do not forget about whites and white women who are on welfare when the MGTOW man leaves and has nothing to do with his kids. In 20 years you will receive government welfare so you can be added to the totals. You are way older than me so you should make more an hour. And you ask me a question then answer before I can? Loser.