"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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making a girl laugh when she's angry/annoyed/fed up with u?

pete101

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how do u break that ice queen stance when she's either angry/annoyed or fed up with u?

i need to make her laugh and my usual stuff she isn't receptive to cos she's annoyed.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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romangod

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pete101 said:
i need to make her laugh and my usual stuff she isn't receptive to cos she's annoyed.

You should let her read your posts on this forum. If that doesn't make her laugh, nothing will. :crazy:


Cheers!
 

horaholic

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romangod said:
You should let her read your posts on this forum. If that doesn't make her laugh, nothing will. :crazy:


Cheers!
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