"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"Make Women Laugh" ebook

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Hey have any of yall bought this ebook? Is it worth the purchase? Can it actually make me funnier? Are the bonus materials worth it?

I looked for a thread discussing this but couldn't find one.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I doubt it will make your funnier.

But I'll tell you how to make women laugh for free.


Lots of guys think they're funny (and they probably are . . . to their buddies and other guys).

Men and women have a different sense of humor for the most part. So how do you make a woman laugh? You observe them in their natural environment (meaning, watch them when they're handing out with other females).


When guys joke around, it usually includes dirty jokes, making fun of each other and making comments about other people.

When women joke around, they use self depreciating humor in which they talk about bad about themselves in a funny way, and tell stories about various embarrassing situations.

You want to make a woman laugh, just think of a story in which you caused yourself embarrassment. It's just that simple. And you can even say something bad about yourself as long as you keep it light and funny.



BUT, this does not mean that there aren't women out there that find other things funny. But I simply gave you the most common type of humor women respond to.
 

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i like to tease em...jus make sure u dont insult them while ur doin it
 

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I learnt to be funnier by hanging out with some friends that I found real funny. And I just learnt how to things simmilar to them and modeled about 3 guys...

Reading about it is not as effective, in my opinion.

But more than being funny, being confident, leading and showing you care for her is a lot more important. trust me!

I'm very funny as a person and can create attraction that way, but to have sex with a woman you need more than that... actually you can be serious and give her the rapport and good time she needs with being less funny and still do it...

just be yourself, enjoy yourself... believe in yourself... experiment.... and give her what she needs... the protection and care... she's longed for...

hope that helped.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I was thinking of trying that e-book, but never got around to buying it.
There is a 60 day money back guarantee (or so claimed) on it, so if it doesn't work, there is no financial risk, right?
 

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The best way to do it is tease them about things they couldn't possibly be insecure about. It's safe, because you can't hurt their feelings, and if the joke is extreme enough, she couldn't possibly be offended.

A good type of joke I use are fetish jokes. For ex, at a party last night.

Some girl sprinkles water on me
Me: You're lucky I have so much composure, or I'll have to throw this coke on you
Girl: ZOMG i would kill j00 if you did. It would be better if it was jello, or something that wouldn't stick.
Me: Do you have some kind of "food-on-your clothes" fetish? Like, do you go to KFC and ask them to throw chicken on your shirt?

Got a pretty good laugh out of her, and I used the opportunity to kino, c&f some more, etc. Something to think about.
 

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you dont need a book to be funny....make her feel like a retard, and shell crack up...really, tease her dont be afraid...as yorgho said girls find it funny when they find bad aspects in themselves..

its so easy to tease a girl...you can tease her about anything but dont over do it!!! Tease her make a her laugh and then add a lil kino afterwards, then push her out again and pull her back in.
 

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For you it's easy, just ask them out.


That'll split their sides for sure:p /jk
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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